News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A 27-year-old woman in Ohio has been sentenced after admitting to beating her neighbor with a 10-pound log of ground beef in the potato chip aisle of Walmart. The neighbor wasn't hurt..... AND in other news..... “The Payson Police Department would also like to take this opportunity to encourage the public not to use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station,” the department said on Facebook.