News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A 30-year-old man has admitted to robbing a bank in Missouri earlier this year, after handing a teller a note written with a pink highlighter . . . on the back of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE. He's facing up to 20 years in prison..... AND in other news.... a video has gone viral, and little details are available.... but a man shot himself in the groin in an elevator, the man is alive, we do know that, outside of that..... we do not know much on what all happened, BUT.... this is the definition of the weird wild and ridiculous!