News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

If all the family time over Thanksgiving made you feel like you were LOSING IT, hopefully you didn't ACTUALLY snap like THIS guy . . . Police in Oklahoma arrested a man named John Armstrong on Saturday, after a family game of "Monopoly" turned violent. The family was drinking alcohol and playing "Monopoly" when John started fighting with his stepfather. They knocked over the game board . . . turned over furniture . . . and then took the fight outside. John was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and was sent to the Tulsa County jail.....AND in other news A guy in Georgia tried to break into a Little Caesars by shimmying down an exhaust pipe connected to the pizza oven. Someone found him stuck, firefighters had to cut him out.