News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A child was playing at a restaurant that had stuffed animal claw machine, the young child decided that he wanted one of the toys inside the claw machine. Instead of trying to play the game and get the toy, the young boy climbed up the toy shoot and ended up stuck inside the game. The child at first was loving the experience, but when he saw the panic in his mothers eyes he became scared. The Fire department attempted to free the child, but they were having troubles, luckily when the child saw his grandmother, he became excited and crawled out the way he came in..... And IN OTHER NEWS.... Hot Pockets is putting out a limited-edition pair of cargo shorts, which have a literal hot pocket specifically for transporting Hot Pockets. They'll go on sale on December 12th . . . but there's no word on a price yet.