News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A 66-year-old lunch lady stole $1.5 MILLION worth of chicken wings. She ordered the wings, but didn't take them to the school. And she was caught because the school doesn't serve wings, because of the bones.... It's unclear what Vera was actually doing with all those chicken wings. She's currently being held on a $150,000 bond....In other News... A woman in Lecanto, Florida was arrested after she was caught riding around a Walmart on a motorized scooter while drinking wine and eating... According to a police report Josseleen Lopez was eating sushi, cinnamon rolls, and most of a rotisserie chicken while driving the scooter around the store. Witness saw her pick up sushi, taste it and put it back on the shelf. She did the same with mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. Once Lopez was arrested, Lopez later admitted to officers she had used the needles for meth.