News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A man in Florida was arrested after trying to shoplift from a Walmart, WHILE the store was hosting a "Shop with a Cop" event, which included around 40 officers. He had drug paraphernalia on him at the time....... And In other news....Some fool in Georgia got arrested for two outstanding warrants last week . . . after he complained on Facebook about not making the sheriff's "Ten Most Wanted" criminals list.The sheriff's office replied to his comment and said, "You are correct. You have two warrants. We are on the way." They posted a shot of him in custody on Thursday, and thanked him for assisting in his own arrest