News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

Doritos is giving away two Super Bowl tickets. But to win them, you have to shave a Dorito-shaped triangle into your head. It's based on Bills linebacker Von Miller, who's been rocking a triangle hairdo for a while. But someone at Frito-Lay realized it also kinda looks like a chip, so they jumped on it. You've got until January 15th to shave a triangle into your head, anywhere you like . . . come up with a name . . . and tag them in your post.... and stealing an ambulance is NOT a good idea, what is worse..... Stealing it while DRUNK!