News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A guy near Philly somehow managed to flip his Toyota Camry inside a drive thru car wash last Tuesday. Security cameras got it on video. He was paying at the machine outside, and it looks like he accidentally hit the gas pedal. He crashed into the right side of the big machine you drive through, and the car flipped on its side. It took about 90 minutes to get him out, and he had some leg injuries. But it sounds like he'll be okay.... his car is not okay, he needs to go see my friends at Chapman Chevy ASAP..... In other news.......A porch pirate in Tulsa, Oklahoma got arrested over the weekend after he tried to conceal his face . . . by wearing WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR on his head. Police called it a, quote, "unusual and questionably effective" mask. To make things even worse for the suspect, the Tulsa Police Department used the suspects ridiculous disguise photos to troll him on social medi