News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

Miller High Life will be selling a "Merry High Light," which looks like a 3-D neon bar light. It's two-and-a-half-feet tall . . . and it's been infused with the scent of tobacco, to bring the nostalgic smell of a dive bar into your home.... In Other News... An enormous, inflatable Santa mysteriously showed up in a vacant lot in a Texas neighborhood. It's been up for a week. Neighbors don't know where it came from, but they're delighted, and their kids love it.