News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A 45-year-old woman in Louisiana was a cafeteria worker at a high school . . . but she was recently caught selling baked goods laced with marijuana. A student reported her, and she was arrested... AND in other news.....Some guy rigged his Nintendo Switch with motion-tracking software, so his pet fish could play video games. And while he wasn't watching, they committed CREDIT CARD FRAUD. The game crashed. But while his computer was still running, they stole $4 from him . . . bought a new avatar . . . and changed his username to a bunch of gibberish.