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Happy No Nut November. We start in Atlanta where the Falcons had a tough time defending against Rico Chargers as Doudle scored a touchdown. Meanwhile, young thug Kirk Cousins looked like prime Jimmy Guapolo throwing for three touchdowns. The Cowboys were forced to call on their backup quarterback as Prescott hurt his hammy, but it was too little too late as Cooper Rush did his best to be a modern-day warrior with a mean, mean stride, but fell short, leaving his fat coach to smash a tablet after the menu wouldn't load.
Falcons 27, Cowboys 21. We go up to the Meadowlands where Dan, all I do is quinn, quinn, quinn, quinn, no matter what, had Washington rolling. And the team was looking animated as, hi, I'm Troy McLaurin. You may remember me from such films as the one-yard touchdown reception and the ten-yard touchdown reception.
Not even Fay Paul and Coke can save Wall Street as another Black Monday is imminent after Daniel Dow Jones continues to crash. The Commanders 27, the G-men 22. Over to Western New York where Amari Alex Cooper was ruled out pregame, but the Bills still had enough for the Dolphins to call Josh Allen daddy. The Bills started slow in the first half, but found a groove when Ray Charles Davis made the Dolphins secondary look blind on the way to a 63-yard score.
The game came down to the wire, but Tyler, what you gonna do with all that base, all that base on special teams? Hit a 61-yarder, and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bills 30, Dolphins 27. We go down to Baltimore where the Ravens said, let's get recorded, let's get recorded in here.
Hey, hey, as Patrick scored a touchdown to boat race the Broncos. Track Doricito, ran for 100 big TDOs. The Ravens sit at 6-3-0, RIP the bridge for Francis Caquillo. He shoves it down Sean Payton's P-Hall.
Track Doricito, Ravens 41, the Broncos 10. We head on to Philadelphia where Max was on the scene. Saigon Barkley was rumbling, bumbling, and stumbling, and then he hit him with an all-time 180, whoop, over the head of the Jags defender. Finally, Jahan Ferguson reminded Eagles fans that he's on the roster after he had one of the biggest catches of the game.
Zach Bonvoyage was all over the field and looked like he was going to easily bid adieu to the Jags offense, but after a roaring comeback, it was N'Kobe Jimmy Dean who risked it to get the biscuit and came down with a game-sealing interception. Eagles 28, Jags playtime. Thanks, Max. Over to Nashville with the boy, Henry Lockwood.
Down to Nash, Vegas. Mason Rudolph, the backup QB, backed up and threw a nine-yard pass, which was complete to Nick. No, no, Vanette for a touchdown. Past fans were thrilled their rookie QB was back from a concussion protocol and said, We love the Drake, after a second-quarter touchdown.
The team's traded field goals before Nick Russell Westbrook, a quinoa salad, momentarily gave the Titans a seven-point lead, and an overtime interception sealed the loss for the Patriots, and they were heard saying, Actually, we hate the Drake, but at least he isn't a Caleb. Titans win, 20-17. That was hurtful, Henry. In Carolina.
So what? We lose games. So what? We suck ass.
We're just having fun, and we don't care who sees. So what? Our ownership dick. That's how it's supposed to be.
We're living bright, young, and wild, and free. Derek Carmelo Soprano was playing with a newfound furio after calling himself a psychopath this week, but it was too little too late, as the Panthers practice anti-Dennis Allen of discrimination, further cementing him as the worst coach of all time. The Panthers win a football game. What?
Huh? Huh? The Panthers win a football game. Panthers 23, Saints 22.
We go to the frozen tundra of Green Bay, where it's a mirror, a mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all, as the Lions came into the frozen tundra wearing their snow-white uniforms, making Packers fans look sleepy, grumpy, and dopey. Kentucky Kirby Joseph got on his horse and got home for a pick six to end the half, while Brian Branch Davidians took on the green PCF and got lost, getting kicked out, but it didn't end up mattering, as the Lions answered the campbell yet again, on the way to an easy win. The Lions 24, the Packers 14. Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston Cuyahoga, such a fine sight to see.
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So we'll update this at the end, but were you getting nervous, too? A little bit. He looked a little bit spooked. He looked a little pumpkin-y.
He was spooked. It was like seeing ghosts again for a moment. He also did get hit in the face on another sack. They don't...
The NFL doesn't like his face. I think it's that he's got such a large head that they're like, it's almost like you're asking, well, what was he wearing? Did he want to get in the face? Yeah, it's free reign on Sam Darnold's helmet at all times.
Was he asking for it? Back-to-back weeks. But yeah, we will update that game after we finish everything else. Let's hop into week nine.
So last week we had an incredible witching hour, insane games. This week, it didn't feel like there were a ton of drama. Was Hank right? Hank might have been right.
Was Hank right about the games this weekend? Although, didn't he... Which game did he specifically... Oh, he's going to like the Falcons.
That was a fun game, still. But yeah, it was still fun to watch Kirk Cousins go crazy. He was going crazy. We had like two decent games today.
Yeah, it wasn't the best Sunday, but that's okay because we love every Sunday. We hold it and cherish it and love it and kiss it and smooch it and have it sit on our lap and fondle it. Yeah. Take showers with it.
Yeah. Cuddle it. Little spoon. I'd like to make Sunday my little spoon every single Sunday.
All right, let's hop into the games. Bills 30, Dolphins 27. This was probably the closest, best game early. Josh Allen and Sean McDermott and the Buffalo Bills continue to be the Miami Dolphins' daddy.
Sean McDermott's now 15-2 against the Dolphins. And this was the Bills' kind of MO this year where they start slow. They've actually been trailing in five games at halftime this year. They started slow and then they woke up in the second half with a fumble.
They kind of changed the game when they punched out the ball of Mostert. And then Ray Davis' long touchdown and Josh had 156 yards and three touchdowns in the second half. And they held off a frisky Dolphins team. Yeah, the Dolphins looked alive today.
Josh had an incredible touchdown pass. That's when it was, okay, he's your dad. Right. He's his father.
And he's going to score. Whether you like it or not, there's nothing to do about it. He was falling over, getting hit by like two guys. And then just lobs a nice, easy, soft, catchable ball into the end zone.
And most of the quarterbacks, if they get hit like that, they might fumble. They might hit the ground and hurt their shoulder. Josh is just like, okay, I'm just going to push the buttons. And this is easy for me because I believe I can beat the Dolphins because I've done it a million times in the past.
Yeah, 15-2. That's pretty crazy. That's ownership at a different level. The Dolphins, they're frisky.
I'm going to stick with the Dolphins being frisky. They don't know how to close games. I think they've lost their last three games by a total of 10 points. Their offense looks like it's somewhat back.
Tua looks okay. They just don't know how to close games. They score to tie the game. And you're like, oh man, the Dolphins are going to maybe be able to pull this out.
And then they had the back-to-back. It was the Chop Robinson penalty and then the Jordan Poyer penalty. And then Sean McDermott deserves credit for this because Tyler Bass has not been great. Tyler Ass.
Tyler Ass. He missed an extra point today. He going to one. I think he missed a couple extra points last week or the week before.
He has had maybe the yips, whatever you want to call it. And Sean McDermott was like, you know what? I'm going to fucking trust him with a 61-yarder. Which, if he misses that kick, the Dolphins, I believe, had one, maybe two timeouts.
I think they had two because I think they used one to ice him. The Dolphins can basically turn around, get 20 yards, and try to kick a game-winner themselves. That was a pretty risky thing to do. So Sean McDermott gets credit for trusting his kicker, which I don't know if I would trust my kicker in that spot.
That's awesome because we will give him credit for trusting his kicker. If he had missed that field goal, we'd be like, Sean McDermott, you belong in prison for that. I think the guy missed an extra point. Why are you going to get some after for 61-yarder?
I think as he was lining up, I was like, this is psycho because it really was. When you have a 61-yarder, you're just looking at the field and you're like, if he misses this, the Dolphins need a first down to try their own 61-yarder. And people always say, if the coach doesn't get something, if it wouldn't work, we would have been praising him for making the right call. We need to do more of the opposite, where we talk just about how bad of a decision it was because it didn't work out the way that we thought it was.
Yeah, but hey, it was a 61-yarder, and it probably would have been good from 70. He hit the dig off that ball. It was very, very impressive. And now you get a kicker who might have some confidence back, which is also a nice free agent acquisition.
Tyler Bass gets the game ball. The Bills are absolutely rolling. And even in a game where it's like, it did feel for a little bit watching that game, because they were sleepwalking the first half. They had that, they had one good drive that Keon Coleman, the ball goes off his hands and picked in the red zone.
And you're like, are the Bills going to lose this game? No, no, no, no. The Bills are not going to lose this game. And the Bills are 7-2, and the second best team in the AFC East is 3-6.
That's pretty crazy that they had it wrapped up this early. Congratulations to the New York Jets who are in second place in the AFC East. That's huge. That's huge.
That's a big game for me. That's enormous. So back. Almost back.
Almost back. Second place is pretty good. There also should be, I don't want to be the one to start the conversation, but other people will start the conversation. Josh Allen should definitely be in the MVP conversation.
Oh, he is in the conversation. Yeah. But he should be very much in. I think if you look at the odds, it's like Lamar, 250, and then Josh is like 280.
And Lamar probably should win it again, because he's been insane. But so is Josh. Josh has been really good, too. The Dolphins, I would say, there are so many teams that have two wins right now.
I think there are nine NFL teams that have two wins, which doesn't seem mathematically possible. No. To have nine teams, some of them are two and seven, some are two and six. But there are nine teams that have two wins.
I think the Dolphins are by far the best two-win team in the NFL. The Dolphins is the best two-win team. To be the best two-win team? Yeah.
You think that's bad? You're going to be the worst two-win team? PFT, definitely. Titans beat them.
Yeah, but that was a different team. True. Titans, I can't quit the Titans. And Jameis?
Yeah, well, the Browns are also a different team. I would say the Browns and the Dolphins, if we're playing the two-win Super Bowl. I think it would be Dolphins one seed. Browns?
No, no, it's a final four. Okay. So it's Dolphins one seed, Browns two seed, Titans three seed. So it's Browns, Titans in the first round, and I think it's the Jaguars in the fourth seed.
Okay, yeah. So Dolphins versus Jaguars, Browns versus Titans. Okay, I think the Dolphins win that game now. I think the Dolphins beat the Jaguars.
Yeah, I think I have the Browns versus the Dolphins in the championship game for the two-win team. For the best two-win team in the NFL. And then make this a tournament. That might be a pick-em.
Put it on a Tuesday night. Yeah, give it to us instead of election coverage. Kill the two-man. Yeah, I would watch this.
The Super Bowl. The Super Bowl. And then just missing the Super Bowl, I would say, is the Giants. They were the first one out.
They were the one that Lenardi's like, hey, look, they don't have enough on their resume. Well, the Patriots played like five games without Drake May. I feel like they aren't getting enough credit. Different team.
Well, they also lost a two-win team. You just lost to a two-win Titans team. You gave the Titans entry into the two-win club. If you didn't want them in there, you should get them out.
Who was your other winner? You beat the Dolphins, right? No. They beat the Jets.
I know they beat the Jets, but did they beat? Week one, they beat the Bengals. Oh, yeah. So you lost the Dolphins.
So, I mean, if we're looking at it, if we're doing the Lenardi, racquetology. I think the Giants have the best strength of the schedule. Giants do have a tough strength of the schedule. No, I think if you look at the win percentage, I think the Giants, of all the two-win teams, it's like, they're number one.
They played a gauntlet. Yeah, that's what you get for making your schedule. You try to play competitive games, and Lenardi doesn't give you that respect. They're like the 2014, I want to say, Arkansas Razorbacks when Brett Bielema, like they won like six games, but they were maybe the best six-win team out there.
Yeah. Because they were just playing everyone in the SEC and just playing everyone to like a 13-12 loss. Yeah, but to the Dolphins' point, I think that they hung in this game. They could have very easily won this game.
The Dolphins are frisky. I think they'll be their official spoiler. I don't know if they're going to sell. They probably should sell.
Like, what does Jalen Waddle do? He showed up out of nowhere in the second half of this game. Yeah, then he had to minus like, what did he do? Yeah, so here's what happened on the last play, because right when this happened, I turned to Jerry and I go, oh my God, what was to his passing yards over-under for today?
His prop was 243 and a half yards. That was the over-under. Yeah. He had 254 yards with five seconds left in the game.
He passed to Jalen Waddle. Jalen Waddle ran backwards. Yeah. For negative, or sorry, he got pitched to Jalen Waddle.
He did not pass. Jalen Waddle, yeah. But he threw a complete pass down the field, and then he got pitched to Jalen Waddle, who ran backwards. For 16.
Minus 24 yards. So Jalen Waddle finished his stats today was two catches, minus four yards, one touchdown. Pretty crazy. That doesn't seem physically possible.
No, that doesn't. That's how it happened, and so two was over-under, did not hit, because of Waddle running backwards. Yeah, I just, I feel like the Dolphins should, it's a wasted season. You know you're not going in the playoffs.
You have some talented guys in the roster. Like, what? I don't know. Maybe the Chiefs don't want another wide receiver now.
they still could use one, right? I think they said they're not done. If I were a 2-7 GM, I would just be trying to get as many draft picks as possible. Yeah, and this is what I don't know about Waddle because he's been in my A in a lot of games.
I don't know if he has lost his staff or if they're just not targeting him at all. No 2-0. No 2-0 was a big deal. Yeah.
But I don't know. I don't know if Waddle is, he's still got the elite touchdown celebration. Yeah. Yeah, he had the week one, he had a huge monster game and then since then, it's been, everything's been under 50 yards and he's averaging like, he gets like four catches a game.
So he's not totally invisible, but I would, I'd start trading everyone. And even the announcers are going through the same things that you're going through at home when you're watching the Dolphins play. When Tua took off, just scram for that first round. Who was the play-by-play guy?
Kevin Harlan, yes. Kevin Harlan, I think he said like, oh no, like during the middle of the play because Tua was running with the ball. They're feeling the same emotions that you were watching him run. Just like, bad things might happen on the play.
But he looked good today. I had a moment, yeah, the Dolphins are frisky and they will play spoiler and they'll probably win a game that they're not supposed to win late in the season and fuck someone else's schedule up. I'm trying to look right now. Ooh, maybe Ack Green Bay?
That can fuck someone else. That's going to be cold. Never mind. Maybe like the Jets or the Texans.
That's a game they can win and just fuck everyone's schedule up. But yeah, the Bills are rolling. I don't, the Bills are, right now it feels like the AFC is just a lot of trash for figuring it out and then the Bills, the Ravens, and the Chiefs. I like that there's a nice understood order of operations at the top of the AFC though.
Yeah. Because you got the Chiefs, obviously number one, because guess what, they beat the Ravens. Ravens obviously at number two because guess what, they beat the Bills. So there's not a whole lot of debate they can have.
I think the Bills and the Ravens are both really, really good teams. And I think either team could beat the Chiefs, but I think that the Ravens obviously have the Bills number for some reason. There's one person that's going to get very mad at us for this conversation. The Steelers are technically at the top of the AFC.
Yeah, I think the Steelers are very good. I put a future on them last Monday to win the Super Bowl. But yeah, the AFC, yeah, the Bills, the Ravens, and the Chiefs. If you told me, if you gave me, well, I mean, it would be a dumb bet, but if you're like one of those in the scrimmage, he was 145 yards.
He was awesome. Two. Is that like new information? No, but it's nice to see, like every game that Bijan goes off, it's kind of, it's like nice to see because we spent all last year being like, when is Bijan going to go off?
And now it's like he's arrived and he's so fucking shifty and so awesome and elusive. When he gets in space, you just know that he's going to make a guy mess. I think what Big Cat says is it's really good for all the mock draft people out there. This guy's different.
I'm a Bijan guy. I like him. I'm a fan of him. And I like to see him do well.
And so every time he does one, I'm like, yes, that confirms that I am, like it's okay to be excited about a guy who last year felt like he was not being used properly. Yeah. Two, we got Dak saying on the sideline, we fucking suck. That was pretty funny.
Yep. Three, Mike McCarthy smashing the tablet. That was very funny. Did the tablet say something about his brother?
I don't know. Might have. Call him Slurr? Yeah.
Or yeah, maybe wrote an article about him. We got a lot of Philly things to talk about later. Phyllis, is it gay at Datapops? Apparently.
Actually, maybe. Outside of Penn State game, yeah. Three, four, four. Pam Oliver got a jersey forwarder right now.
But I do think that for whatever reason, this is a move that you do when you're trying to get somebody to retire. Yeah. Think about it. They're still working.
They're pushing her off the door. You're having like a retirement party for her. I don't think, has she said anything about retiring? I don't think so.
I don't know. Max, can you look that up? And why did they get, is it just because she does Fox? Yeah.
Fox does the Cowboys? She's been doing it for a while, yeah. I couldn't figure it out. That was very weird, but that was kind of cool, Hank.
Five. I don't know what number I'm on. Rico Dattles touchdown was sick. Yeah, it was.
That was a sick touchdown. Yeah, I looked for the same stuff and I couldn't figure it out. They gave her a jersey. Either Jerry knows something about her retiring or this is Jerry being like, we need to get her off the sidelines.
Yeah. I bet you Pam Oliver has a lot of dirt on the Cowboys organization. This could also be Jerry taking a shot at those guys he yelled out on the radio, being like, see if you're a journalist, this is how we treat you. I respect you.
I won't hit you with a CDs nuts joke. Yeah. Yeah, this game was, I enjoyed watching this game. It helped a lot.
I'll give you another thing that we can take away from this game. It's just been fun. Yeah. The Falcons reminded us that you cannot commit pass interference on a fake punt.
Oh. So the Cowboys tried a very sad fake punt and threw it towards their gunner who got thrown down to the ground. The ball probably should have been picked off in return for six, but it wasn't. But it was a nice reminder that if it's the last guy closest to the sideline and they run a fake punt, you can do whatever you want to.
Yeah. It's all legal. Yeah, it was that. It was the sad fake punt and then it was also the fourth down end around with CeeDee Lamb that lost like 15 yards.
The Cowboys are ass. They are complete ass. That's also fun, Hank, watching the Cowboys be ass. The Falcons are good.
This was a good win for the Falcons. Kirk Cousins, I think if you looked at his stats this year, he was like the greatest quarterback of all time against the Bucs and then okay, like average to below average against everyone else. So it was good that he beefed up his resume against someone not named the Bucs. Yeah, well this is the highest back-to-back quarterback rating for any quarterback ever in Falcons history.
Wow. Kirk has done the last two weeks. I think the Falcons are good. They still got to figure out their pass rush situation.
They did get three stats today. It is shocking. MVP quarterback. Are we having the conversation?
I'm saying like that's better than Matt Ryan. Oh yeah. Yeah, Matt Ryan did win an MVP. That's true.
I was thinking for a second like Michael did win an MVP. This is actually, we should talk about this on Friday. This is the matchup of Kirk Cousins versus the Black Kirk Cousins. Yeah, sure.
Remember when Amari Cooper called Dak Prescott? Was Amari Cooper actually giving Dak Prescott the best compliment he's ever received in his life? I think so. Because that would be an honor.
Because I take Kirk Cousins over Dak every day of the week. Yeah. And I mean, the Cowboys are bad. I have a question.
So good win for the Falcons. I actually do think the Falcons are good. I'm worried about the Drake London injury because he came out of the game in the NFL like he's a kid on a youth soccer team. He's like, I can't make it to the game tonight because my sister has a violin recital.
Yeah, I don't know, but it'd have to be something bad for Jerry to be like, Zeke, you're not allowed to travel. Right. Because I think Jerry, he loves getting the miles. I think it goes straight to his personal credit account with the flying airplanes.
I think that he loves Zeke too. He does, but the story I read, Zeke has just been late to a bunch of meetings. Like multiple meetings. Which is shocking considering how fast he drives.
That's true. My question though is this, and this is no disgrace to the Falcons. Again, I do think the Falcons are good. Yeah, well, let's ask Max.
Max, you play the Cowboys next week, right? I think robbery games are different. Robbery games are different, for sure. It doesn't matter when you throw the record books, but you get what I'm saying.
Like the Cowboys are not good. They're not a good football team. No, they're not. But we're in our head because they've been, like under Mike McCarthy, yes, they have not had playoff success, but they've been a very good regular season team under Mike McCarthy.
So in your head, you see the Cowboys on the schedule and you're like, oh, that's a big game. They're a good team. They're not. They're a bad team.
They have a lot of holes. They like building the entire offense out of just C.D. Lamb. Does not make any sense.
Micah Parsons has been out for a while. I actually think they should trade Micah Parsons. They never will, but that would be the smart move for Jerry Jones. So you're like, if you signed Dak Prescott to a big deal and you're like, he's the quarterback, you need some draft picks.
You need to start getting depth around him and not just be like, hey, we'll pay four really, really good players and hope everything else works out. So did you see what Micah Parsons said about this game? He said, game of the year for them, game of the week for us. So they're still talking about the Cowboys being everybody's Super Bowl?
That's my point. I don't think that they are everybody's Super Bowl though. No, they're just bad. It's just fun to beat the Cowboys.
Yeah, right. It's very fun to beat the Cowboys, but they're not a good football team. So, I mean, they're not. I don't know.
They're not a playoff team. No. They're not going to win. I'm looking right now at their schedule.
I think they're probably going to maybe win seven or eight games. In fact, his hamstring is fucked up and his throwing hand is fucked up. His hand is fucked up. He kept zooming in on his hand.
It looked like he got stung by bees on the sidelines. He's all fucked up. Yeah. And Cooper Rush, credit to Cooper Rush.
I like a backup quarterback that I know exactly like what he's going to provide and what Cooper Rush provides is he's going to throw the ball as hard as he possibly can to a receiver that has a defender draped all over him. Every single time, it's like a nine-yard pass rifled in there while there's a cornerback literally on top of his wide receiver. Yeah, like an uncatchable ball. But uncatchable maybe for either team.
Yeah. So he knows where his receiver's going to be. He doesn't really have the knack of reading defensive coverages to throw it to an open one. But you know what?
He gets through the ball on time. He does. On schedule. He does.
Well, maybe a little late. Well, yeah, maybe a little late. And they were so, so bad on third and fourth down. I think they were three for 16, the Cowboys.
That was it. Like every time they got a third down, they just sucked. When you said that Drake London was injured after the touchdown, did he get injured? Did he do the bowling pins or the headstand?
He left the game, I think, after the next series. So I don't know what his injury was. Because that headstand was sick. The headstand.
It's a great man. I'm on rock. I'm on rock. What college was that?
It was like some incarnate word. That guy did it. It's an awesome, awesome touchdown celebration. Have you ever seen the videos of, it reminds me of the videos of Mike Tyson, his old training You're going to get paralyzed.
He's going to break your neck. The Chargers could probably do that with their strength coach. Yeah, Ben Herbert. He's probably just going to work that neck out.
I saw they did a pregame thing on the balcony where we interviewed Khalil Mack and it was J.J. Watt interviewing Bosa, Khalil Mack, Ben Herbert, and Harbaugh. And I just was sitting there being like, damn, those are all our guys. Like, fuck.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, like that was fun just seeing Ben Herbert. That's a lot to stop. Coach Herbert, yeah.
Yeah, so Drake London right now. Right hip, hope just a contusion. That's from Twitter doctor, Jeff Muller. Okay.
I trust him. We're hoping for a bruise. Yeah. My understanding, this is from James Hall, my understanding is Drake London is dealing with a hip pointer and an oblique strain.
It doesn't appear to be a serious concern. I don't think you can get it. I think that's one of those things, oblique strains, like that's why you shouldn't try to get abs because you can't, I could never get an oblique strain. Yeah, you can't pull fat.
Right, yeah. That's never going to happen to me. Okay, next game. Hank, was that enough fun things to talk about?
Yeah, I think I was right, but that's... No, I don't think you were right. Did you hear about Pam Oliver? I saw, yeah.
Oh, 30 seasons. Is this the 30th season? Yes. So everyone's doing it.
This is just from earlier in the year from the Niners. I'm not dead yet, but I'm having a great time. I appreciate you guys, so they are trying to get her tired. Yeah, that's weird.
That's crazy. We love Pam Oliver. Okay, Ravens 41, Broncos 10. They're not ready for primetime Denver Broncos, who I still are, you know, they're not a bad team, but this was, we talked about this on Friday, a big step up in class, and they failed the test.
Yeah, the Ravens are light years better than the Broncos right now. I could see the Broncos making the playoffs. That could happen. But they're probably going to...
No, it could. If you look at where they are right now, they're probably... I'm making that face because I think the only team, I think the team they'd have to beat out is our Chargers. Okay, gotcha.
So I don't want that. They're probably going to lose their next two games, I think, but the Broncos, I think their defense is good enough to keep them in it and in the conversation today. It wasn't today. It was not today.
I mean, the Ravens, you can't... The Ravens and the Lions are the two teams right now going to the NFL where I don't know what you do on defense because it seems like there's no answer. Zay Flowers, Lamar Jackson will just run around and Zay Flowers will be wide open time to do that and he also reached 1,000 yards. We're on 2,000-yard watch.
Wait, he got 1,000 yards rushing? Today. He has 1,052 yards on the season. We are officially on 2,000-yard watch for Derrick Henry.
I hope he gets it. We are. Have the Ravens played? Have the Ravens had a bye yet?
They've not had a bye. So they're exactly... They played a little bit more than half of the schedule, nine games. We're on it.
I hope he gets there, too. It's crazy. But yeah, Zay Flowers is always open about 30 yards downfield and he always catches the ball facing the line of scrimmage and then he fakes one way and then turns around and runs to the corner for an additional 13 yards and they do that five times a game and it's unstoppable especially when you have Derrick Henry coming downhill at you and yeah, Lamar Jackson, he throws with so much touchdowns. It's awesome.
Yeah, he's having an MVP season again. He's been awesome. The Ravens cannot be stopped. The Ravens' defense would be the big concern because they still do let up big chunk plays and it feels like...
Bo Nix, I feel like Bo Nix had a decent amount of time today and he missed a few passes. He did have that great touchdown catch but it was just the Broncos have been feasting on some not great teams and they had to play a really, really good team and they got punched in the mouth and maybe they'll learn some lessons from it. Yeah, watching Lamar play is like the opposite of watching Bo Nix play. Every time he throws a pass he's just like, I'm going to throw this ball as hard as I can.
Doesn't matter who I'm throwing it to. Could be a dump off, could be a scrimmage. I'm just going to wing it. Yeah, but he's still fun.
And when Bo runs, you're like, he's about to get crushed or throw a pick and when Lamar runs, you're like, no one's going to touch him. Yeah, with Bo, I sometimes have the fear that he's already passed the line of scrimmage like eight yards and he's probably going to throw it an interception. He's going to try to throw it. Also, Lamar, that was his fourth perfect passer rating in his career and that's tied for the most all time since 1950 with Ben Roethlisberger.
Now, I don't know what passer rating actually means but still, when you get a perfect anything, you've got to say hat tip. I know when I say 158.3, that means really fucking good. That means he was really, really fucking good today. So the Broncos, yeah, the Broncos have, I think, the Chiefs next so it's like a little, they're going to have to buck up here.
They've got the Chiefs and the Falcons coming up after feeling pretty good at five and three and that Chiefs game will be very interesting and there's a lot of bad teams in the NFL. And there's a lot of bad teams in the NFC. They still get to play the Raiders again. They get the Raiders, they get the Browns and the Colts.
Yeah, so they do get to play some more bad teams. Oh, the Colts are terrible. They're not bad. Yeah, they're in the Broncos conversation.
And the Bengals depending on the week. And I'm going to say that whoever wins that Broncos-Colts game, that will make the other team a bad team. Yeah, that will be the game. That's how you know.
I like that, I like that. Okay, next up, Commanders 27, Giants 22, PFT, you're 7-2. You even beat Daniel Jones where he finally threw a touchdown in front of his home crowd. 672 days since he last threw a touchdown at MetLife Stadium.
It was New Year's Day of 2023. He went off in the first half, four for six, zero yards, one touchdown. Yeah, he went off. He went off.
Also, I noticed this, and I want to hear your perspective from the Commanders, but I noticed this from the Giants' perspective. It feels like Brian D'Abel has realized that it's all over with Daniel Jones, so fuck it, let's just run him like we did a few years ago because he was just running every play. And he was pretty good at running. Yeah, they were running like options, and he was keeping it, and I think he basically was like, hey, Daniel, the whole quarterback is good.
thing the throwing the ball you're not good at so just run let's just work on trying to get by yeah anyway that we can't afford to be picky about how you're gonna play the position let's just sit you out there and do what we know that you can do and yeah uh in the first half zero yards passing looks pretty bad on the statute yes it does but i don't think he played that poorly in the first half overall because he was running the ball a lot yeah he was running people over and they were able to move it pretty effectively um our defense doesn't still doesn't look great uh but our offense the crazy crazy stuff that i saw today is that we have three turnovers this season three total turnovers oh yeah i saw this yeah yeah that's the fewest by a team in the first nine games of the season since 1933 that's crazy and that's the first year that they track turnovers so this might be the fewest of any team of all time wow that the commanders have and so yeah jayden played pretty well quarterback today uh i don't think it was one of those crazy holy shit oh my god he did what he had to do but he did it really well and he doesn't make mistakes that's the crazy thing like he he will make some mistakes he's gonna figure it out but he's very very careful with the football yeah like much more so than anybody thought that he'd be as a rookie and no turnovers uh no exceptions no fumbles it's huge it's huge that you have a rookie quarterback that's able to do that so yeah they're 7-2 the first time since 1996 which is that's it's just crazy to think about that because they just hit their over for win total for the season they're a very good football team yeah that was that was a game where it was like it wasn't a wow game it was a division game you took care of business yeah road game the division right and the giants always play the commander's tough they usually beat us honestly especially on the road so i got a question for you uh steelers eagles next two weeks yeah so next like 10 days because you're gonna play thursday night football against the eagles uh if you're 2-0 what are your thoughts if we beat the eagles you're 9-2 okay i have here's how i'm looking at the nfc right now okay and you can tell me yeah this is big cat trapping me no no no i was gonna ask you 0-2 as well i was gonna ask you the reverse it's a good trap though because i'm not saying this about my team as i currently are i'm saying this if we somehow yeah i was gonna do 0-2 after that if we somehow beat the steelers and eagles here's how i see the nfc i don't think anybody's gonna beat the lines i think the lines are clearly the best team in the nfc they might be the best team in football but i think that it would be realistic if we're looking at 9-2 to say we could lose in the nfc championship yeah you wouldn't have to play lines till the nfc championship if you're 9-2 yeah and i i could see us potentially getting to the nfc championship game and you wouldn't have to play a road game until the nfc championship game and yes people have to come into our death trap of the stadium and it might fall on a range of shit on them that'd be nice so i think you also have to take into account the trade deadline coming up on tuesday because i think the commanders are going to try to get a cornerback maybe wide receiver huge day tuesday maybe pass rush match it match it nfl trade deadline power rankings everything everything's coming up on tuesday the tuper bowl yes uh what about owens if we're owens and we're looking at seven and four and you lost this but what about the trade deadline what's gonna happen that is so important we just said we could get a cornerback we still need help at cornerback we need help at receiver uh try to keep up yeah pinning those moves but now for owens too i would say let's let's win a wildcard game okay why not because i mean the steelers and the eagles are tough games yeah those are not those are those are not uh the giants and panthers but if here's the thing if the commanders go 500 for the season i think that puts us at 11 wins yeah that would it's crazy it's crazy to see how fast this is turned around and i respect the hell out of dan quinn because i think he's done a great job he's very competent good like that's the thing is you guys have a dan quinn's a floor guy where it's like your floor is raised to a point where you're not going to make mistakes of a poorly coached team yeah you know like yeah who knows what his ceiling is well i guess he's going to have a 28-3 lead in the super bowl but that that type of coach dan quinn like when you go from we had ron vera who you know it fell off at the end uh to dan quinn it's like he just i feel like he brings the whole like organization together being like this is what we're gonna do we're not gonna make the dumb mistakes that have killed us yeah so if you if you look at three turnovers right now through nine games last year at this time we had 14 turnovers 14 makes a big difference that's a big difference you guys have a lot of i mean you play the saints still and the titans yeah so i mean i think the cowboys think if i'm looking at the schedule right now i think saying 11 or 12 wins is very very possible very possible and i don't think that being delusional no that's not delusional if you look at the schedule that's not delusional yeah because it's again you're seven and two and you have games against two games against cowboys the titans and the saints that's four games right there where you should be favored yeah and that's that's not even talking about the stealers the eagles twice in the falcons which you could win yeah the way i see the nfc is the lions they're number one no matter what right now they're almost unbeatable i think and then grouped in that second group i would put the i think the eagles have the second best roster in the nfc i think that the eagles are yeah like if they can figure out what's going on with the coaching and the decisions that they make sometimes overcome the max mojo and we'll get to it but i'm officially like just add you know more shit onto everything i'm dealing with uh the rams i'm starting to get nervous about yeah the rams are the rams are bad i think they're i think they're tied for first in the in the nc west oh no the cardinals beat them headhead cardinals killed so but they are they have the same record as the cardinals they have the same record as the cardinals i believe they have the same record as the cardinals and the 49ers 49ers are on a bye this week so yeah they're uh no the cardinals are five and four and the rams and the 49ers are four and four okay so uh yeah uh okay let's take a break and then are you anything else with commanders no i think it was just it was a good clean game from jayden and he's awesome he's so fun i love him so much yeah and those that one pass to the one of the two touchdown passes that terry was sick i think terry had two touchdowns on two catches and like 19 yards good efficient day from terry oh i remember what i wanted to ask you uh do you have a comment about the commanders fan oh the guy that fell down that was very funny my comment my comment is he just for people can we put it in can we put it in the can we play it real quick just and then we'll put it in the show the uh this guy was talking shit and then forgot that uh gravity is not his friend i think there was a guy in front of him he dapped him up right here and then on the dap he falls forward that was a killer dap he just started rolling and he got up and he you you know he's embarrassed when he's like he's like basically wedged at the bottom of the stairs and his first instinct is to look back and continue to talk shit yeah like yeah what did i say i thought he's gonna accuse the guy like pushing him over yeah it was very clear number one i want to commend this guy for having excellent pocket awareness and not showing any ass rack when he bent over that's just that's elite that's that's being situationally aware uh because i think most bigger guys would have a little crack poking out yeah um number two i'd like to abstain from future comics it's a good possibility that this is one of my friends dads i'm just going on vibes i've been to i've been to many commanders games in my life where all my friends dads look exactly like this guy yeah so um i hope he's okay yeah he wasn't fighting anybody no it was a good fall just running his mouth it's a good fat guy fall uh okay uh let's take a break and do a couple ads and then we will get back to more games yeah before we get back to games they're brought to you by our great friends over at game time game time is the place to go if you're trying to get into any nfl game they've got the cheapest tickets and the best deals more importantly hank we got monday night football coming up tonight can you look up chiefs bucks tickets bucks chiefs tickets you can get in for as low as 62 dollars pft i'm looking 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crashing down that's just what you gotta take the good with the bad today was bad last week was good i would like to step in real quick and congratulate the haters on one thing yeah the haters said that jamis winston shouldn't have won the game last week because the pass before the touchdown pass was the easiest interception of all time that just got dropped by cal hamilton right the haters were right well no they weren't right last week because then he did drop it you gotta make the play yeah well the curse of jamis is sometimes you just throw such a damn catchable ball that your receiver's gonna catch it or a cornerback's gonna catch it i also think he just loves playing football he gets so excited it's almost like he's uh he just wants to play catch with anyone whether it be on his team or the other team you know it's it's sure yeah you're just like he's at the park he's got a ball anyone walks by hey quick catch or yeah if jamis goes to the park with football and he sees kids he's probably gonna be like hey let's throw it around a little bit he'll probably throw an easy interception make the kid feel great right that's just how he plays football right spreading the joy of the game i think chargers defense is awesome the chargers defense still hasn't allowed 20 points or more than 20 i'm very high on the chargers i think they're a very a competent football team like top to bottom they do have to figure out their offensive line a little because i think justin herbert got sacked six times and they obviously have response later and joe wall um and but the chargers like justin herbert is really fucking good at football and because last year happened i think we got off the national media maybe got off the scent a little bit there was he was one of those guys that got a little too too much hype for not winning like playoff games too early so everyone then just sagged on him whereas like he's always just been really good and he just needed a good coach behind him and uh he's like i mean quinn johnson had 100 yards today and quinn johnson's good at football again ladvin cocky's awesome like joshua palmer i think is a top three receiver for him it's not like he's throwing to the best receivers and he just is really really good at football and the chargers defense is awesome and they have here's the thing with and this is why it kills me you know we'll get to the bears but like the harbaugh why i love harbaugh and why people like oh you play so what harbaugh does when you when you get a guy like jim harbaugh he gives your team an identity the chargers have an identity they play tough hard football and when you have an identity you can win games like that's huge i think a different way of saying that is also saying that uh the minor the stupid mistakes the weird ways the chargers have found to lose football games in like the last i don't know 15 years um those tend to go away with a great coach like this because he gives you an identity and he gives you a belief and then you start paying attention to all the details mean something to you right because you feel like you're a part of something that's bigger and so you do like if you have a great teacher in school that connects with you and you enjoy that class you're going to try a little bit harder on every single assignment than you would for a teacher you don't give a fuck about right and you go into a game and you're like these coaches have a game plan for us to win this game we're going to play good defense we're going to run the football like they just they have an identity and they know how they want to play football games and how they want to dictate games and that just goes such a long way in the nfl and yeah i'm very high on the chargers i think they're a good like they are if you look at we were just talking about the broncos if you look at the the asc playoff picture and you take out the division winners and the ravens so that's the chiefs the bills the steelers the texans and the ravens because the ravens are technically second right now in the asc north there's those two spots left and i think the chargers are one of those two spots because it's between the chargers the broncos the colts the bangles and i'll even throw in the jets for you means out of those five teams i think the chargers is one of the two best of those five yeah their defense is so good they've allowed the third fewest points per game by any team through eight games the last 15 seasons i don't think anyone has scored over 20 points on them but the others that are in the top four of the best defenses in terms of scoring the others in that top four they all made the playoffs and they all won at least 11 games yes they're a legit team and i think if you just take that great defense and then herbert we know is a good quarterback he's just he's just been abused he's like a homeless animal yeah that now has its forever home i think that if you can get you know 75 percent of how good justin herbert has been at his best in his career um yeah they're they've got holes they've got weaknesses yeah of course they're not i mean they're not super explosive on offense i think it's starting to get there in terms of like they're starting to pass the ball more yeah we talked around friday how his justin herbert's uh past attempts have gone up the last few weeks it's clear that they're like trying to let him rip it a little especially with guys getting healthier but yeah this is a solid fundamentally sound team and what i expect them to do is beat a not fundamentally sound team the browns the browns are definitely like they have to sell yeah if they can sell anything what are they gonna sell well mike tannenbaum did you see that on uh get up no mike tannenbaum uh former uh jets gm former jets gm cargo source one of the worst trade hypothetical trades i've ever seen in my entire life i'm happy to see this i'm gonna tell it to you uh and it was it was so bad he got laughed like in his face on get up he got laughed in his face by who uh everyone on the panel greeny i don't know greeny was there that day here's what it is the detroit lions get miles garrett okay good trade for the lions the browns get i'll start with the least amount second round pick okay i need to see what miles garrett's contract hold on hold on that was the least second round pick three first round picks and jameer gibbs yeah that was the trade he proposed it was one of the worst trades proposed of all time of all time who says no who says no everyone's like dude what are you he's like well jameer gibbs is redundant to david montgomery he's like have you watched the lions game the whole point is they have these guys that you cannot stop like you can't take away one of them the whole point is like they have they have a sonic and knuckles does he have any any connections to the browns right now is he just trying to gas up miles garrett's trade value i don't know what it was it was it was shocking and it was when i say everyone laughed everyone laughed in his face and then everyone was like this guy was a fucking gm uh and he kept on saying like when they were laughing in his face uh oh yeah uh he kept on saying but the lions will win the super bowl yeah i would say the lions are gonna win the super bowl with miles garrett but it's like dude you just if they don't win the super bowl you just gave up everything yeah i would say that this is a great trade for the rounds uh second round pick for miles garrett three first yeah but just a second on its own sounds like it's a pretty heavy price right yeah i don't know what his uh how long is he signed for he signed for three more years yeah you have to give up a first round pick for miles garrett yeah i was assuming that this was like maybe the last two years of his contract for me that he he made that's like i don't even know it was such an insane thing he just kept on being like but they're gonna win a super bowl with miles garrett yeah uh that's not that's not so uh i don't know how we got here oh because the brown should trade miles garrett they should trade yeah if anybody wants any of their players just everyone's open yeah nobody's off them so i get interested about this game okay um teams in the nfl are now 0-2 on the season when playing a harbaugh brother just after beating a harbaugh brother oh yeah first raiders remember that and i think that was the same thing where they both beat john and then jim avenged his brother's loss yeah so jim is now 2-0 on avenging losses for his brother do we have any more of these situations we actually do the bangles have an opportunity to do just that over their next two games oh so the bangles might be doing it reverse no no the bangles play the ravens next week and then they play the chargers so if the bangles beat the ravens hammer the chargers yes if the trend holds you can also say there's a trend that teams that play the harbaugh brothers back to back weeks always go they always go 1-0 they always win the first leg of it oh yeah yeah so you would say bangles they always go 1-1 though no but they go 1-0 in the first yeah first one so they always beat john and then lose to jim got it got it okay so it's a trend so the bangles win on thursday chargers yep the next week that is a trend that's a pretty big sample size too i do think that jim harbaugh sees a team beat his brother he absolutely does uh especially because even though john is older jim is yeah jim he deputizes jim jim definitely has slipped up and said my baby brother john yeah i bet you i bet you jim has signed permission slips for john definitely once a year has to be like you know i'm older than you right like i am older than you he is right yeah okay see i'm because like he's not yeah jim is older jim's a big brother jim is jim is big brother vibes he's he's an ultimate big brother john harbaugh is you're right i think john's a couple years older but jim is older jim is the older brother 62 john is 62 how old is jim and then jim is doesn't matter 60 yeah but jim's older yeah we got it next time we have mom we gotta say ask him that jim definitely little bros john yeah we gotta we gotta do like one of those trick ones where it's like you know we're uh like what is this you know uh what's the color what's that color white what's that color white and what cows drink milk and you fuck up and say cows drink milk we're gonna do that with him i just fuck me up when you said that yeah you can fuck people up with that the uh we gotta be like what's older like older or younger and then just get him to be like yeah i'm older than that yeah he would said he absolutely would uh okay next game uh bangles 41 raiders 24 are the bangles back or did they play the raiders i think they're both joe burrow was awesome i think they're both back and also played the raiders because uh joe had joe burrow had a great quote after the game because he didn't look happy during this no he's pissed five touchdowns right he didn't have a pick six five touchdowns and he looked he looked pissed the entire game even when they were scoring they're winning after the game he looked pissed off he said if we don't score a touchdown on a drive i'm not gonna be very happy for the rest of the year so he split the switch yeah he split the switch five five touchdowns he split the switch he uh yeah he's gonna be hard on himself hard on everyone else and trey henderson had a great game too trey henderson had four sacks uh chase brown had a great game it was crazy he threw five touchdowns none of them to jamar chase yeah uh and the bangles they needed this game joe burrow also like watching joe burrow play he is the definition of uh like his ability to scramble inside the pocket is so goddamn good where it's like he's not the most athletic guy he's not gonna beat you with his feet but he does beat you with your feet his feet you know what i'm saying he'll start escaping to the right and then when he's halfway to the sidelines find a guy he plays it going yeah where it's like he's never gonna run but he's just gonna keep the play alive for those extra few seconds that always end up in a completion uh but yeah the raiders are one of the saddest teams out there right now because we had yet again antonio pierce just frustratingly uh benched gardner minchu for desmond ritter so this is i think two two times now that he's just not for injury just like i'm sick of you gardner get out of here what what did you expect he's just hoping he's just starting to mention you like i love gardner minchu but like you can't go into a game with gardner minchu as your starter and be like this is gonna be awesome he's just hoping that the next guy that he puts in is gonna be electric like putting in desmond ritter and you think that you're gonna get his last year at cincinnati doesn't matter yeah yeah so the raiders are they say that hope isn't strategy i think for the raiders it is yes they reach the point where it's just like i hope that aoc is gonna be good when i put him in i hope that gardner's gonna be good once i've been to him already i hope that desmond ritter somehow is good now yeah and it's not it's never gonna happen no it's never gonna happen uh by the way aoc yeah he's uh he's hurt right yep he hurt his foot i saw a very funny someone tried to make the argument what year was uh in o'connell drafted i want to say it was 22 was it oh it's 2023 nfl draft uh someone pointed out wait i'm gonna pull it up oh it's after cj stroud had a bad thursday night game and someone's like isn't it crazy that uh in o'connell's the best quarterback for this draft class because it was like it's like cj stroud bryce young anthony richardson uh i don't know obviously it was a joke but cj stroud is very good uh head and hooker jay caner stetson bennett clayton toon dtr sean clifford jaron hall max duggan and then aiden o'connell was he the best was he the best quarterback in that draft there was one that you said that was like the fifth or sixth uh jay caner yeah jay caner no not him who's before him uh let's see clayton toon definitely not him was it and hooker yeah and hooker yeah that'd be good stetson bennett we don't know but dtr i don't think hendon hooker has lost a game that he's been in that's facts that's facts uh but yeah the raiders are just so sad they're it's crazy how many teams are really really bad this like this early too because like you said what was that nine teams or two nine teams have two wins nine teams have two wins in week nine it feels like at least usually like three or four of those teams would have three wins which i know it sounds crazy to say but two and six versus three and five is a big fucking difference it is to having two wins right now i can't believe that it's possible for nine teams to have two wins yeah they're just really really bad teams yeah we're right yeah we're talking about we did the ass list yeah we did the ass list so uh yeah the raiders are ass and the bangles are maybe the bangles it all comes down to the next three weeks they play the ravens the chargers and the steelers yeah that's if they can go if they can survive that stretch two and one i think they can be in the playoff team if they go one and two then we're talking about uh you literally cannot lose another game that that's really what it comes down to and that thursday night game against the ravens would be awesome yeah very very excited for that game it's nice having a big matchup on thursday yes very very nice uh and then we followed up with eagles commanders the week after wow which that one's gonna be a must watch stream perm perm bet perm bet uh okay next up bangles back i'm gonna say bangles back yeah the bangles could be back they could i still don't know if they're back if they beat the ravens they are officially 100 back i never really stopped believing that the bangles could be back potentially but there's just so many things they can't fuck up even once i think when we said when they lost to the ravens i think we looked ahead and we're like there's a very good chance that when they play the ravens next it will be to get back to 500 which would obviously be huge if they get to five and five because then i feel like if you get five and five then a little bit of pressure comes off where it's like hey we don't have to win holy shit there's a lot in this game uh let's start with the crazy staff bill barnwell said uh the saints outgained the panthers by 150 plus yards ran for 150 plus yards and won the turnover battle last uh battle last 20 years teams were 275 and oh doing that now 275 and one the saints ran the ball down their throat bryce young was not terrible and the panthers ended up winning this game good for the panthers every single person that's ever been associated with the saints decided to take twitter and tweet about this and it's like everything and it's like fires everywhere yeah for the new orleans saints right now michael thomas during the game during the game michael thomas uh went off you want to give the tweets in front of you i don't have i don't have slant man's tweets in front of me i've got some other ones okay yeah we had so michael thomas we'll pull those up we had chris alavi get another concussion which sucked and he got carted off uh his brother was giving updates is like my brother's awake and responsive at the hospital like everything's good then someone said uh so he said bro just called he's up inactive uh a guy coaching said might be time to have that is it worth it talk and josh alavi uh wrote back ain't worth it in nola i'll tell you that so that's not good uh we also had uh who was it oh um colleen saunders took to twitter and he said fans say keep losing so we can get number one pick hell throw me in a qb shit let's have something fun to watch uh motherfuckers is cheekbones shake my head uh new orleans you all deserve better my only goal is to finish above 500 at this point cheekbones cheekbones and then someone said damn bro so are we uh last or y'all and he said that wasn't i don't think that was someone i think that's lonnie johnson sorry yeah yeah lonnie johnson jr said are we last or y'all yeah and he said uh lonnie brother shut your weak ass up we will both be in cabo january 10th i know we ain't in the last place argument this is absurd yeah cam jordan also tweeted we just lost to the panthers and then uh jc horn replied dude we got the same record yeah like that says all right there the saints thought that they were above the panthers and they're not at all and then they've lost uh seven in a row there's another saunders suite that's very funny too he said if that was a college bowl game that motherfucker would have been called the cottonel doodoo bowl we just lost the cottonel doodoo bowl oh shit so here's what michael thomas said cottonel doodoo bowl that's a great one michael thomas said they fired all them coaches trying to cover his flaws up he's still doing the same shit this is about uh derrick carr oh no sorry with their car for you i've been told you're all shit sad this is after chris alive he gets injured dude scary and panic just throw the ball get him the fuck out of here so ass that year his buddy went first team all pro in 2022 he needed 180 targets just to catch 100 passes he is ass on my granny dude tried to lie and say i was jealous of them making chris wide receiver one whole time he can't even get him a decent ball he needs ass whooped and they fired all them coaches trying to cover his flaws up still doing the same shit i feel bad for derrick carr your car had to answer this in the post he answered it just like he thought derrick carr would he's like i don't know why he hates me i've tried to reach out to him it sucks like it just sucks but yeah that was a full meltdown of everyone in the saints world while the saints lost the panther yeah it was tough i did feel bad for derrick carr too i also saw this stat from josh dubow he put out a list of the most losses as a starting quarterback through four seasons it's david carr through five seasons it's david carr through six seasons it's david carr through seven seasons it's derrick carr oh no through eight seasons derrick carr nine seasons derrick car 10 seasons 10 derrick carr and then 11 seasons we're right right now derrick carr and archie manning are tied so one more loss and that becomes shit derrick carr as well derrick carr also is the first quarterback to start in losses versus 31 nfl teams he plays the raiders on 12 29 okay i saw this and i looked up the other quarterbacks that are on that list and you pretty much have to be like a good quarterback to be on that list or play forever yeah you play forever you play forever you start forever flaco's on that list okay at 30 and i believe flaco has the opportunity to lose to one of the two teams that he hasn't lost to yet okay if you look at the cold schedule so he might get to 31 maybe but derrick carr has a big game against the raiders on december 29th but they are the raiders they are the saints the saints are no longer above i just did it yeah i just did the cam jordan real time i'm happy that bryson got a win yeah like that was good he had a really uh he had a competent game he didn't light it on fire but he had a competent game which is a big step up from what we saw last last year in the beginning of this year yeah he had a couple nice passes to xavier legette yeah they're they're a very young team at wide receiver now he looked like he had fun yeah and good for the panthers this is i mean you have to you have to be happy for the panthers and their fans because being on that team has to be just like hell so even winning one game just for a week to be able to be like shit we can actually smile for a week in the building yeah this is fun and just know that the saints what cam jordan tweeted out that's what all the saints thought about you yeah they thought that they were five times better than the panthers and they're not they're they're maybe i'm not gonna say the biggest bummer in the nfl but they're definitely in the top four bummers in the nfl just in terms of watching the team because you recognize everything about the saints they've got so many guys that have been on that team for so long but it's like when you see the uh the commercials with all the guys from the office on it and you're like well i recognize all those guys on the tv show that i used to like they're doing the course together but it's not the same they're old they're not the same characters anymore that's what the saints are right now they're just a collection of of guys that used to be good together eight years ago yeah right they're just not gonna change right they wear the same uniform they're some of the same names but they're not like i would be shocked if jimmy graham suited up at some point this year for the saints right would that would that blow your mind no not at all not even close yeah he should he absolutely should but yeah the saints whoo it's uh dennis allen is the i was looking it up he's now 26 and 52 as a head coach and there's only two head and how who are those other guys oh they were let's see yeah pull it up he's so so bad i don't know how he's still employed it makes no sense salary cap doesn't count against coaches you can move on from a coach so it is uh let's look this up coaches records if i use sort by win-loss percentage it believes that that's on his 16th worst coach just based on win-loss percentage and then the only coaches who have coached more games than him with the worst record is marion campbell uh who has uh 34 and 80 all-time coaching record and then you had uh joe bugle joe bugle was 24 and 56 he if he loses a couple more games he will be the worst coach of all time it's crazy he's so so bad joe bugle great offensive line coach yeah uh it's it's it's shocking that dennis allen is i don't know how he still has i mean i guess i do know how he still has a job but i don't know i don't really know i think it's really because he's so unremarkable yeah i just don't get it like they went to fire him like what does he look like again yeah i don't understand i have not seen anything redeemable about dennis allen since he's taken over as a coach if dennis allen walked by you on the street would you notice okay i don't think so i thought this about zach taylor yeah but i think i know i think i would know zach taylor at this point kevin o'connell kevin o'connell i know he's tall if zach taylor wasn't if he was wearing like um i don't know like a sweater and khakis and no hat and then this island was wearing a sweater khakis no hat they walked past me i don't think i recognize either one of them if mincey brought dennis allen into this office but didn't tell us it was dennis allen i don't think i would know if he told you it was the quarterback coach of ole miss yeah if he was like there's a friend from the south yeah i'm like oh nice to meet you like hi i'm dennis like wait what yeah dennis dennis allen worst coach of all time yeah get out holy shit uh okay next up hank last uh early game titans 20 patriots 17 your thoughts drink may play decent uh the touchdown drive to tie the game was good and the last touchdown specifically like yeah yeah he was running uh that was a good you know end of game rep for him to get into the success one so that was good to see interceptions weren't great especially over time he kind of said afterwards though you know the best play sometimes just throwing complete try to be a hero didn't work out we're back at the top of the uh tankathon there's a win draft tomorrow who do you take sure i think you gotta take the best player in comfortable travis hunter yeah travis hunter that's a good point you get two players for one with him it's tremendous value so travis hunter christian gonzalez well would you travis can catch yeah but i'm saying defensively like that yeah yeah are you um are you not saying that the patriots are sellers at the trade deadline because i know that you were towing that line between no those are reports that i never understood yeah um so yeah i would definitely say we're sellers i don't know what would you sell yeah i don't we could probably give away all the wide receivers like a bag of donuts okay box of donuts remandre remandre i mean he played well he scored only two touchdowns uh i don't really know what we'll sell someone i saw another report that was like people teams are asking about gonzalez that would be insane that'd be crazy a young great player like that you can't do that you can't do that that's all you got titans i can't quit titans because their defense is good are they good or do they play the patriots no they've actually been statistically very good this year and very good i mean relatively for a two-win team yeah they're like a top 10 defense uh statistically yeah i mean you guys are giving me shit for this game fell under the category of like this game is not exciting to watch no it's a terrible game it was it was fun at the very end i need to drink that over 200 yards passing so that was it was weird watching you watch it and you were like it was like you had no care about the actual outcome which i mean you want to lose but it was weird watching that you're just like i just want him to pass it and then when we went to overtime you're like don't screen pass it well yeah i didn't want to do it to a situation yeah there was a moment where it was actually right after drake made the interception hank was just like yes like quietly like it's over he's not gonna throw a screen pass yeah negative yards but i mean you're taking so that's okay yeah hank is being logical when it comes to his team i think a lot of us as fans we're not logical like last year i was i was rooting for washington to win every game going down the stretch they end up losing i'm very glad that we lost you should not it makes sense to root for your team to lose when they're in a position like this yeah so hank is very clear-headed about that especially given how there's so many shitty teams right now like every loss matters hank yeah it's a good loss this is actually a great exciting fun to watch loss this was maybe the best loss because it was against a team that had one win drake may makes the patriots watchable we told you when you he got in when you were like i don't want to play like no you do want to play because it makes it so that there's actually something to watch and the reason was because the offensive line i didn't realize how bad our wide receivers were yeah past three weeks have been shocking can't catch so this did break the combo um or the trend of teams that just got done playing the lions staking the next week but the patriots covered so that's that's what really matters that was huge that's it that's you should tell me about mayo how did mayo do today was he boister he should have gone for two there's something yeah let's talk about for two you're a one win team or two win team you're on the road you score an insane touchdown to to get within one with time gone like it was literally zeros on the clock why wouldn't you just go for two yeah i don't disagree like it's just at this point like he's just scared but just try to win the game right there maybe he wasn't trying to win the game you're right but yeah i would have gone for two there there's no reason not to go for two there they just like just fuck it then the game on the field yeah keep the momentum keep the momentum exactly uh okay yeah i mean the titans are a tough watch mason rudolph makes them somewhat competent offensively is levis actually hurt or is this a i think we're gonna go to mason because we think we're gonna say that will levis is banged up we don't want the whole team to revolt right now yeah might be one of those might be one of those because he he definitely brings competency to them yeah that they didn't have he brings a little bit of uh a little bit of boringness definitely and you have a good defense so yeah in a good way yeah like a stable guy yeah i'm gonna settle down with this guy yeah uh okay uh let's do the afternoon games before you do that pfc you have two more ads we'll do the afternoon games before you back to more games are brought to you by our good friends over at thorn thorn's got a wide range of highly effective nutritional supplements that are made to promote and maintain your health goals throughout all of your life stages thorn is backed by science it takes a personalized approach to optimizing your health and wellness teaming up with leading medical professionals to develop their products they've got over 100 products to provide whatever lifestyle support you may need a part of my take we're big fans of creatine hank's on creatine uh the amino complex is really really nice it's a 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back hurt so i went to the er on saturday spent like two hours at the er had a scan uh they told me i have four kidney stones one that's currently passing through my body i've been in just intense pain woke up in intense pain this morning been taking pain pills just pissing non-stop uh all that said how do you pass any stones i'm not yet we're working on one real bad but all that said uh as bad as going to the er is and all the pain i'm in and kidney stones some of the worst pain ever um that was not even close to the worst part of my weekend because this game watching this game was by far and away the worst part of my weekend and this team has quit and maddie profus is a loser and he needs to be fired which he won't be because the bears will never fire a coach in the middle of the season they have been around for 100 plus years they have never fired a coach in the middle of the season uh this team quit it's an utter disaster lifeless garbage matt or uh maddie profus is a loser just full-blown loser he has he is 0-18 on sundays on the road that's that was a crazy sad way i saw that they took my breath away he's won three road games in the last three years at the commanders on thursday night football at the patriots uh on monday night football and then he beat the vikings on monday night football he is 0-18 on the road on sundays he's never won a matt nagy matt they're all the same by the way they're all the same matt nagy mark tressman maddie profus john foxx are all the same matt they just fucking all they do is hire just fucking pussyhead coaches that are just to be bossed around and they suck and they just don't they're not leader of men maddie profus has never gotten on a plane with his team on a sunday being like hey we feel good i guess they did beat the jaguars that was technically a home game uh in london london yeah but think about that he's never gotten on a plane on a sunday been like great win boys never happened that's insane it's crazy 0-18 that's a huge sample size too it's just i agree with matt nagy sorry matt eberflus they're all the same loser he's a loser he knew he was a loser i've known he's been a loser but i was like listen i'm gonna trust ryan paul's like whatever you're gonna have to go with this i i had these problems last year but it's like fuck it we're all in we're gonna just do it with matt eberflus he got a fucking haircut he went on hard knocks he got fucked up shout out our guy funky actually he's legit matt eberflus is a fucking loser though he's a loser amongst losers and he he's just perfect for this bears organization that's run by losers and they're not serious and it's just so depressing to be back at this spot credit to matt eberflus though i almost did uh credit to matt eberflus he did say that's on me again this week yeah so after that oh he didn't say that last week he said that it starts with me after he got bullied he didn't say it for three days just like he didn't just like he didn't make a decision on tyree stevenson for three days so basically got bullied into benching him and then that became a whole story stevenson bullied him for benching him the guy can't make a decision so but he did he did take responsibility for the play right before halftime this week that was the quit play it was a quit play and he said that one was on me hand up uh i called a past defense and left us exposed to that run does that show that he's learning not only because he's able to take responsibility so much faster and then also does it show that he's learning because at the end of the half instead of trying to give up or letting the other team have those easy 10 yards yeah put them in hail mary position he played past defense yeah so he adjusted from what he did last week and then got absolutely torched on a run this week he's so bad he's bad he's so bad he's bad i don't want i'm not saying i told you so to you big cap but i knew he's bad i had to go with it but what are you gonna do i know you did i'm saying that the bears are idiots for keeping around yeah no shit i knew that but once they made the decision i wanted who was at the front of the line trying to get jim harbaugh i made shirts for it jim harbaugh would have changed everything about this franchise but they would never bring an alpha in who would command the the would walk into house hall and be everyone's boss they wouldn't let that happen after your team makes a decision to bring back you can't just be like fuck matt eberflus for the next like nine months you got to just basically like hope this works out and then knowing all too well that you'll end up exactly at this spot where it's like get this fucking guy out of my life get shane maldren out of my life listen i like ryan polster what he's done for this roster but if he stays loyal to matt eberflus that is a insane insane indictment on his decision making because already we're looking at the offensive line that is just so so i mean i know people are gonna want me to bash i'm not changing on could kill williams get ruined by what's happening with matt eberflus this offensive line absolutely i'm not changing on kill williams the offensive line the arizona cardinals have no they have no pass rush they had uh twice this entire season they had three sacks or more in a game they had three sacks and three consecutive plays today yeah that's a bad drive that's how fucking bad this offensive line this play calling shane maldren goes into every game which is like it feels like he's going on vibes there's just no rhyme or reason i mean i knew we were fucked once montez sweat was out before the game but the defense got gassed finally and i think that was that was the point where it's like for the first part of the season even last half of last year you could at least hang your hat on matt eberflus is doing a great job with the defense the defense has turned around and been an elite defense uh for like i said the last half of last year first half they should have been a top 10 unit today they quit today they quit and you saw it all week with all the the people you know jaylon johnson and byard and cole all saying like hey we we got even kill williams like we got to be a player-led team essentially saying we don't have a coach yeah and matt eberflus got lucky too at the end of this game because caleb should not have been in for that last series such a fucking moron loser piece of shit and and caleb he went down awkwardly i think it was the last play of the game but it could have been a lot worse it could have been like fireable like if they didn't fire matt eberflus if he got a quarterback injured in a game like this then they're just never gonna fire the guy it would have been like the worst coaching decision of the year in the nfl they just yeah they played like they played soft they quit they look afraid they look lost the the cardinals and credit cardinals cardinals i think are uh like they're a good team kyler didn't even have to be hero kyler today they just ran the ball down our throat uh he made the plays when he needed to make but it wasn't like uh kyler had to run around and make incredible plays they just they just lined up and just beat us uh first half they were running the football down our throat the uh next gen stats 16 different cardinals kind of pressure against the bears on sunday the cardinals had a 26.6 percent pressure rate going into the game they pressured kill williams on 46 percent of his dropout you say 16 cardinals 16 cardinals that's so hard to do they're like pulling guys off the bench being like hey you want to get pressure go ahead just get in the game 46.6 percent pressure that's gonna be the most amount of players to get a pressure in an nfl game right it's 2018 only only in those six years yeah that seems insane to me it's it's just an all-out disaster i'm so so like i'm sick it was if we didn't have to stream the game i would turn the game off because it was such a gross gross watch and the team has quit and maddie buffoon has to go has to go they will not fire him in the middle of the season because the mccaskies run the fucking organization like it's 1925 and it doesn't fucking matter to them uh and we'll probably hire another weenie as a head coach i'll get my hopes up that it's ben johnson and then we'll be like oh you know the defensive coordinator for the fucking uh panthers did a pretty good job this year let's hire him yeah oh fuck this is you know oh did you see uh the the offense for uh you know the offense for the fucking i don't even know like the cowboys offense actually turned around at the end of the year let's hire the offense like what it's so stupid you know what you know what's good on tv jason garrett let's get him back it's fucking i literally like daydream about what it would be like if jim harville was a coach of this team because this team has talent and they just are just so so poorly coached and we're just right back in the same bullshit and kill williams deserves better and i convince myself to be different because like what am i supposed to do i'm an idiot fan and i convince myself to be different every year and it's the same shit you just gotta worry you alluded to oh absolutely it was a concern after the texans game it's now defcon like red like whatever defcon you do because i'm convinced it's gonna happen there was a moment during a play where caleb was running around with ball and he shrugged and threw his arms up like what the fuck am i supposed to do during a play as he's scrambling and at that point you're like this guy is he's teetering right now it's just they suck and they're always gonna suck because the owners are gonna always do the same shit and it's just gonna be the same fucking shit over and over and over and uh i don't know why i get excited i shouldn't have ever gotten excited i feel like an idiot but yeah and just maddie was a loser get him out bill belichick no bill belichick doesn't like caleb williams you've told me that he bashed him on the inside the nfl mike vrabel now that's a name that's that's a man that's a man who would come in and stuff all these fucking losers in a locker and be like this is how we're gonna play football you need the you need the guru offensive coordinator too though i think i agree with that ben johnson is i'm going to i'm gonna make a little dream board and every night i'm gonna kiss it i'm gonna kiss ben johnson on the lips and like please ben come and save the franchise what about this what about a mix of what hank's talking about what about vrabes head coach josh mcdaniels oc that's why mike vrabel would would be the most competent coach since lovey i mean that's the other thing is like you look at what the bears have had for the march reston john fox matt nagy matt eberflus they kick they kick love you to the curb i understand time whatever it runs you won 10 games and he's in we've been searching for that competency since and you get one blip that's all the bears franchise that one blip every now and then lightning in a bottle 2018 oh shit this might be something they don't give a fuck ryan day fuck ryan day no if you can play penn state every week i'd take ryan day you know what you don't you know who they're gonna get you know who they're gonna get they're gonna get stinking riley and that's gonna suck reunite him yeah they're gonna get stinking riley he's gonna he's gonna bolt from usc and that's gonna that's gonna be a disaster we're gonna and he's gonna he's gonna get cale williams playing good football and that defense is gonna erode and it's gonna just be like the bears will then flip into a team that scores a lot and has the worst defense in the nfl what would you say if this happened you prefer that though over this yeah i just want i just want i want to go into a game being like we got a we got a head coach that could outcoach the other side hasn't happened a long ass time what would you think the cat if the cowboys fired mike mccarthy no he does win games but no i can't i said too many things i said way too many things that would be the funniest outcome for you for me personally yeah oh jason gary would be funny too season's over they're not going to playoffs obviously they might not even beat the patriots next week because this is quit watch this is full-on quit watch and uh then they play everyone the nfc north we get our teeth kicked in every single week we have a bet we play the lions on thanksgiving no i this team makes me sick no i can say they could have quit i think that that first half and the first half was a quit play and uh i think this team didn't think i think they know deep down they have a shit head coach who's a loser and once once the team knows that like i said the defense was the last to know because he was he is a good defensive coach but once the defense figures it out it's over it's over whose lines is anyway for where uh pictures at bears they've got the longest winning streak in the nfl i think we're probably four and a half point favorites maybe five i think i think that's right i think it's somewhere between four and five bears minus seven you guys oh wow yeah you're good wow i'm just so down on this team i don't know what else to say i'm so sad i'm so stupid and all the sickos and perverts are so happy that they get to see this but if the true sickos and perverts know it this is not the best way for this to happen yeah oh you wanted it to be more perverse i mean the true sickos you wanted to be really they want it they are you speak for the sickos yeah you are you are number one we needed you higher before you got this low right because i only got i only got jaguars four and two yeah yeah that was it that was was the that was the peak hang the banner be a terrible jaguars team go four and two we needed hope for we did games that maybe were for playoff spots i didn't minimum but okay so i never season it was like yeah but i know no no no no no i might have said some crazy but i've been very clear i even said i think last week i think i think last week and two weeks ago i was like if they don't go four and one in this stretch which they didn't there's no chance of playoffs so i knew this like this the back half of the bear schedule is gone we're not winning games against the vikings the packers and lions so you're that's revisionist i said i think i said last week we're not going last week obviously well we're still four and three yeah but i was talking about before the season yeah you're right summertime i do get crazy i'm sorry that i care about football in the summer like you oh boy that's a fact you don't even know you don't even know your schedule in the summer yeah that's the my favorite time my favorite part of football season is august because i get excited and the possibilities are in hard knocks and i get fucking pumped up and i tell myself to be different and then slowly the air comes out of the balloon as the year goes along and then today it was popped we gotta get a good coach yeah don't say we it's never gonna happen though it's never gonna happen for chicago they don't they will not hire a good coach they will not do it i actually do feel bad like we had bruce harryans in the fucking building we hired met uh or mark trustman instead of him that's the bears that is exactly what the bears organization does bruce harryans went on to win a shitload of games with the cardinals and then a shitload of games with the box and we hired mark trustman i actually think that robert salat is gonna be good coaches next time they'll hire robert salat that will definitely be the coach they hire a hundred percent they'll be like yeah he's fine he's great interview if i'm coach defense monsters midway 1985 you know who's on that 1985 team jeff fisher jeff fish ron vera ron vera as well but jeff fisher as well all right anything else cardinals are good i'm buying on the cardinal stock i mean thanks to the cardinals so the cardinals yes there's a good chance that the cardinals make the playoffs i think they're a pretty good team yeah four out of five and i made fun again he's a good head coach we got the wrong guy from the colt staff they told that story today they're like oh yeah maddie refluz's kids uh babysat i almost said kidnapped babysat uh jonathan gannon's kids so cute we got the wrong guy again again would you recognize jonathan gannon in the street yes pew pew explosives of course i've watched that video without what if he's wearing like a button up in like a vest i don't think he can go anywhere without saying pew pew it's just what he does all right here's a good thing here's one good thing that happened to me this weekend the lions beat the shit out of the packers and jordan love so lions 24 packers 14 this is the only saving grace i had the packers also might be in trouble jordan love does not look healthy right now and he also loves throwing interceptions that one at the end of the first half was absolutely ridiculous i don't know what he was thinking on that yep dummy dummy play what do you call him doy doy play yeah jordan love's got a few doy doy plays on every game it seems like he throws some of the funniest non-james interceptions but the lines are just inevitable you can't stop the lines you can't they've got too many options too many weapons it's not like they lit the scoreboard on fire this week they played good football they played good offensive football but they didn't like throttle you like they have in weeks past i think they could have if they wanted to but it was rainy weather shitty weather and they got up to a lead and they're like we got this and they did dan campbell where it's like the packers chose to kick a field goal early in the game and then the lions i think scored two touchdowns on fourth and ones yeah and that's that's what he does and it's dan campbell the way he coaches you know when they're gonna go on fourth down they play he's so they're so smart with how they operate ben johnson dan campbell like their third down play sets up their fourth down because they already know right they know when it's still second down right like they're like okay here's what we do if we don't get this we try to pick up some yards on third down then we have an easy fourth down it never feels like you get to a fourth down with the lines and they're like on the sideline being like hemming and hawing like i don't know they knew what they were gonna do before that one thing i've never seen them do is call the think it over time out right i hate the think it over time out yes that's the worst time out that you can have in the biz uh i'm and rob was great again today they wore green bay sucks sweatshirt i gotta buy one of those the green bay sucks sweatshirt getting off the bus was pretty intense although i think he had green bay as one word not two right yeah just pretty disrespectful to the city uh and then jerry golf proved he can win an outdoor game in bad weather yeah that's huge huge for jared's confidence yeah he was it was it was like um the the packers moved the ball like pretty well they just kept on shooting themselves in the foot with drop passes and penalties and all that stuff and the lions are a team that if you cause any like careless errors they'll just punish you for it i mean you saw it with the pick six that was just a bad bad pass and kirby joseph i think that was the sixth interception this year uh and the lions are just they're a wagon and they have they're kind of running away with the nfc north even though i know the vikings only have two losses but it feels like uh the lions i don't know how you stop the lions yeah jameer gives just so fast when he gets the ball so they put up a set i've never carrier runs at the line of scrimmage so crossing the line of scrimmage jameer gives is two miles per hour faster than the league average so league averages you're running nine miles per hour when you get the line he goes like 11 miles per hour and you can see he like he squirts through a lot of small holes yeah at the line they just the the lines offense is i think as close to unstoppable as you can get if they're all healthy and james williams has been his uh suspension now it might be but then there was also a report that the the cop in detroit looked the other way when they saw a gun in the car yeah i don't know did he do is it illegal to have a gun i guess i think some not not registered not put away it was not registered i think his brother might be in the car his brother had a gun that was registered to him but then there might have been another gun in the car got it and the uh the cop was like oh yeah you're james williams for the lines and his his uh iphone screensaver thing on his lock screen was like a big lions logo yeah he showed it to me he's like look i'm a big fan of yours so now i did an investigation on that cop for whether or not he should have arrested james williams it's a lions fan yeah lions are 71 71 first time since 1956 what's the point of being a pro sports player if you're not yeah right yeah right that's a real like a sports city that had recent success they would know you gotta look the other way yeah part of the deal i i uh jordan love is not healthy i don't know why they played him this week when they have a bye week coming up but it felt dangerous to play him in this weather there were a couple he looked not healthy i'm hope look i know jordan love's good i'm just hoping that he just keeps throwing uh dumb interceptions because that's kind of all i have at this point yeah there were a couple steps that he made on that slick turf where it was like this guy should not be out here trying to cut yeah on that with like an injured groin and then malik willis he's good yeah he's good let him play and i know the packers are not a bad team uh but it did it did help me a little that they they they lost this game right the bears the packers are on a bye and then the next game they play is the bears they'll kill us by 100 and i'll have to fucking deal with that and that will suck really bad but maybe jordan love will keep throwing interceptions at really bad times that's basically all i've got yeah it's fun that's fun to root for yeah i uh i don't think that the detroit lines necessarily need a pass rusher i know i know everyone's like they're going to get one yeah but i think at the end of the thing about it i don't think they're going to overpay for a pass i agree that i think they're they're going to get someone because you do need at least an insurance plan especially when it comes down to like a playoff football game the margins are so thin that having a guy who can win a one-on-one battle in the fourth quarter can be the difference between going to super or not yeah i mean it'd be awesome if they got max robbie yeah i don't get these like apparently they just reached out about him today okay mark davis did say untouchable we're still thinking and actually mark davis might be the one guy that i think he might be just telling the truth yeah because he's like mark doesn't feel like he's playing like a game of poker you think he's a shrewd negotiator when it comes to it it's just a business and they don't take it personal like he's taking it personal he's like max crosby is like a sunday yeah but then tom brady might pick up the phone and make a call be like hey you gotta do this yeah oh speaking of tom brady in this game he got mad because brian branch got ejected for that helmet to helmet hit you know that one seemed like a pretty dirty hit pretty bad hit yeah i like brian branch too by the way i think he's one of the most entertaining players in the secondary in the nfl right now but he got he got ejected for that helmet to helmet hit and then brady started to say how that call makes no sense to eject him for it like throw the flag give 15 yards don't kick him out of the game uh and then all the twitter narcs out there mike florio's of the world various other aggregators out there started pointing out that tom brady is technically not allowed to criticize officiating as an florio so what's the nfl going to do about that it's funny because tom brady's got himself into a situation which is basically impossible where he's not allowed to criticize the officiating as a analyst yeah or talk to the teams beforehand yeah yeah there's really no sense tom brady's just hoping that nobody calls him out on it and florio's not one to keep his mouth shut about that yeah i also like brian branch got a double penalty because he flipped the he was flipping off the crowd on the way out got another penalty yeah which is great uh but yeah the lions are they're the best team in the nfl no i'll say it the chiefs are undefeated but the line's the best team in the nfl right now yeah i agree like the chiefs haven't been winning like the lions have been winning i do i think that if you if the chiefs played the lines in the super bowl would i take the lines no because it's patrick holmes and he would just figure out a way to do it but like if they were playing next week you would if they're playing next week i would take the lines yeah so i think the lines are definitely without a doubt the best team in the nfc and i think you can make a great case of the best team in football yeah uh okay uh last two games max eagles 28 jaguars 23 you guys almost blew this game yep also you had two of the coolest plays ever saquon jump curling a guy backwards and then devontae smith's touchdown in the end which was incredible yeah those are both very high moments um they're a very good football team questionable questionable coaching decisions yeah tell us about them tell us about them what were the most questionable the two point both of the two point conversions i'm actually fine with well you gotta penalty on one of them yeah they were both at the one which you just do that like you get a ball at the one especially the push push didn't look good today we have a lot we have a lot of line that are hurt it does feel like seriani fell in love with the idea that he discovered where uh if you have like a timeout in your pocket during the first half and you line up for to go for two just try to get them to commit a penalty and if they don't call a timeout and kick the extra point if they do commit a penalty and guess what you get to run a two-point conversion for the one yard line yeah no he does love to do that whatever he also i feel like you guys need a new two-point play yeah like a variation off the touch push he tried to do that yeah and it didn't work yeah that's true um the field goal at the end the field goal at the end made zero sense there were three options it was fourth and two up five with i think it was just over the two minute there's three options go for it on fourth and two win the game kick a punt make trevor lawrence go the entire distance of the field still up still up one score or kick a field goal a 57 yard field goal to make a one score game one score game and give them a short field if you don't get it yeah it's the same probability that he kicks that field goal that he does of picking up the fourth and two but the fourth two wins the game and the field goal makes one score game one score game right it made no sense yeah that decision made zero sense he yeah the only really decision there is no you just go for it there yeah i mean you could punt it but i just go for it and again but the punt is the field should not be an option the decision should be go for it or punt it the field goal makes zero sense yes agreed but he won the game and you got to give him credit the team is a lot better coming off the bye yep so he's got the guys in position to win but his in-game decision making is every single week it's just the same discussion of like he makes the wrong decision every single time there just needs to be someone big dom needs to be in his fucking ear after every fourth down be like are you sure that's what you want to do here nick you sure this is what you want to do here nick do you know what he needs i've i've said that i need to create the software where uh when i put in my bets it just reverses it for me without telling me uh and i never can figure it out but i just like somehow just win all my bets because i'm just reversing it he needs to say something into the headset and have it just automatically be reversed yeah that would be great yeah so he thinks he can connect directly to big dom right and then he makes his final call and then big dom changes it or it's just a train like some software that just translates it so his voice comes in with saying the exact opposite yeah yeah the players on the eagles were fantastic today yeah they were fantastic your first half was incredible is ac brown okay uh to be determined that's very important that's very important also the scooping score is one of the craziest things i've ever seen on a football field you mean when uh saquon just fell he got tackled and was down for five seconds and they get a scooping score so they reviewed it and still gave them the touchdown saquon gets tackled he falls on the ground the ground forces the ball out the refs rule in real time that he is not in touchdown the jaguars pick the ball up return for touchdown and they look at it like five times it felt like the longest review ever yeah and then they just ignored the fact that saquon's foot got hit out from under him which made him stumble forward into his line and fall down and they didn't i max if they had fucked you guys over and you lost that game you you should have gone to drastic measures to protest that philadelphia i wanted you lose that game so bad take heat off me it would have been great it made no sense like we were watching it we were watching the cave with no sound and they kept showing the play and we're like oh okay oh okay that's fine it's just gonna and then and then the jaggers started kicking the extra point and i just started freaking out because i couldn't hear what was going on why are they kicking the extra point why are they kicking the extra point did they do a pull report about it did the refs talk about the uh the call because they have to answer for that right yeah so they ever answer to it max i think they said because he hit the lineman but that happens all the time yeah that was weird it was very weird they just made up a rule in the middle i think they just fucked up and they're like yeah uh well here's something like that's what i think they did they're like they won the game i was rooting for the jaguars to win that game because i just wanted to see you go absolutely nuclear i wanted to see about your madness oh i'm so close i'm so mad steve che was hanging on and which is one of the worst feelings in the world yeah so how so like state of the uh union for the eagles they're five and two six and two five six and two uh cowboys and commanders coming up i'll ask you this would you go two and oh are you thinking like this is we're the second best team in the nfc i'm thinking if we go two and oh he's next if we go two and oh i'm thinking there's no reason we can't beat the lions yeah i love that what if you go on two then we're big trouble syriani going yeah i mean no i i i don't want to i was if they lost that game syriana the city of philadelphia would have gone nuclear on syriani and i would have probably done the same he has got them playing much better football right now the decision making has to be better the in-game decision making has to be better yeah i think that's fair that's a fair thing to say they're playing really hard though yeah the first half i think the jaguars had one first down in the first half yeah the defense the defense was humming and then i mean still even if you take away that the defense didn't give up a lot of points and they're and even on that last drive they're working on a short field and then and then kobe dean makes a huge play to win the game so the defense made big plays when they need to make big plays the secondary has been awesome which i haven't been able to say about the eagles for a really long time yeah yeah the um your guy from toledo is awesome quinnie mitchell is so good he's starting into he's a rookie and just he gets no targets he had one target today the entire game yeah quarterbacks are just going away from him i got a question for you uh robak question yeah rhobac.com promo code take 20 off first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts robak.com promo code take my question for you max jalen hurts it's full he's been awesome he's been awesome yeah since the buy i think he has 130 quarterback rating 12 touchdowns zero follow-up robak question rhobac.com use promo code take 20 off first purchase do you think you wasted the kelly green jerseys on the jaguars because i did yeah i said that before okay all right so that was a joke like those those jerseys are incredible yeah why wear them against the jaguars i don't know but counter that screenshot of Stake one lives forever and it's so much I didn't even know that it was possible to back hurdle a guy it's so dangerous he should not do that again if anyone lined him up perfectly he just gets rocked it's like jumping over a car it was crazy he found himself he didn't even think about it he just found his feet in that position he goes like I guess I'm jumping and to go backwards over another dude I've never seen that one and the craziest part is the spin move before that was incredible it's going to be the least talked about spin move of all time that was so sick so sick just an incredible highlight he's so good I think it's fair to say that he's on the McCaffrey level of like he's a running back that can actually make a difference in your offense as long as he doesn't drop the pass like the Falcons game correct but yes other than that no I agree Stake one is you have to be ready for him he is in that it's McCaffrey it's Bijon Derrick Henry Derrick Henry Derrick Henry's different though because Derrick Henry will just run over people and run past people I'm saying McCaffrey, Stake one, Bijon those three guys if they're in space you're fine if they're one on one in space he gives as well those guys are so special that when you just get them in space the defense can't do anything you can't tackle them one on one he's been incredible this year he's got how many yards does Stake one have this year? I think 960 holy shit so he's also 925 and he already has a bye so he's on the same as Derrick Henry 2K watch who did you guys play last week of the season? the Giants? that would be awesome because I think it's Cowboys commanders last week I think so that would make it that would be awesome if Stake one got yeah so it's Giants at Philly if Stake one gets 2,000 yards against the Giants that would be special just gotta stay healthy pray for health pray for health okay good for you Max I'm happy you won not really no I'm not it would have been great because it would have just been it would have been it would have been a really good friend move yep if you take some heat off me sorry because like PFT's team is awesome your team is awesome even Means won and then the one other guy who lost here just doesn't even give a fuck that's not true he lost Marvin Harrison though yeah he did I was more locked into my game than probably anyone who was on anyone's game today you were locked into the football game you were locked into the player yeah yeah the Marvin Harrison thing I'm sorry Hank sorry no stuff alright Rams 26 Seahawks 20 to wrap it up this one team had Geno Smith and one team had Matthew Stafford yeah Geno Smith with a couple bad picks he threw a great he had a great drive to end the game to tie it up yeah what is it with the Seahawks and I don't know if this is because this is one thing that you know we obviously are watching all the games but every single week without fail you look up and the Seahawks entire team is chasing after a snap that's gone over Geno Smith's head or through his hands what is that drain every week though yeah it's weird it's definitely twice this week I want to say this is a big win for the Rams huge Pukenikoa getting ejected in the first half we talked about like Pukenikoa is the funnest guy I watched without the ball in his hand sometimes yeah sometimes he like throws a little baby punch and the rest were staring too closely at him he was not the instigator in that he got shoved and then he did like I don't think it was a punch I think it was one of those open-handed face shoves crazy ejection which is yeah if you're going to tell your player to hit somebody in the face you want them to do the open-handed one and not the fist smarter to go open-handed I guess the one good thing is like he couldn't get banged up yep they put him in preserving for this game yeah Gino had some bad picks today and Matthew Stafford's overtime was just perfect football he played perfect football in the overtime and the Rams like they looked deader than dead at halftime what well the Seahawks could have kicked a field goal in overtime to take a lead but it wouldn't have mattered I don't have that much of a problem with that because if you kick a field goal it wouldn't have mattered to score a touchdown but still but they would have lost no matter what yeah I just think it was I didn't like that move I have no problem with that move I guess you could make the argument that the Seahawks offensive line has not been great so it's like maybe getting one yard is not the easiest but yeah I mean you can end the game with a touchdown right and it was what fourth and two fourth and one fourth and one yeah yeah I don't have a problem with him going for it it was like 50-50 coin flip to kick a field goal I could see a lot of coaches kicking that field goal also your defense isn't particularly great Jackson Smith and Jigbo was awesome he was yeah we had like 150 he made just every big catch and then what Cooper had 11 catches but yeah the Rams I'm worried about my pinky the Rams Matthew Stafford gives you a chance in any game yeah they unlock the Marcus Robinson the Rams do next man up at wide receiver better than anybody it's a combo of coaching and Matthew Stafford yeah where it's just like those guys if you put those guys on any other team I don't think they'd be nearly as good but because they're schemed open by Sean McVay and Matthew Stafford throwing the ball they've played the best of their abilities but yeah the Rams are now very much I mean it was it was two weeks ago that they were basically deader than dead and they beat the Vikings they beat the Seahawks and now they're 4-4 and in second place in the NFC West that's pretty crazy yeah let's see what's the Rams schedule coming up they play the Dolphins the Patriots so that's gonna be probably 6-4 I'm gonna be nervous about this oh my god they have they have the Saints still they do have a tough end of the season they play at the end of the season they play the Bills 49ers Jets Cardinals Seahawks that could be tough all potential playoff teams all potential playoff teams right memes correct did you yeah that was a win that's big that was big yeah you can't think about the Chargers you gotta think about you got three teams that you're or the Bengals I guess won too so that's bad but I have looked into it okay the Broncos have a gauntlet the Steelers also have a gauntlet Steelers have the hardest you gotta stop thinking Steelers yeah don't think about the Steelers you keep saying Steelers back here Steelers are 6-4 well all the AFC North teams have to play each other still right and that's gonna eliminate that's gonna get some losses there right two of them I mean we're not gonna catch I don't think you're gonna catch the Steelers they could just fall off a cliff you would have to climb an even bigger cliff we might never lose a game again okay all right yeah I like it we play the Cardinals next week the Cardinals are hot they could look ahead past us they could look ahead past us that's the beauty of playing possum memes they think that you're dead I'm looking at it right now memes might not be wrong because if the Bills in week 17 have it all the way wrapped up they might already be sitting started yeah oh man I mean all the playoff probabilities on this website is a joke the Vikings did win it felt like they were sleepwalking the start of the game but their defense looked back because they held the Colts the Colts did not get into the end zone on offense right they had that fumble in the first quarter right yeah and then after that not a lot I'll be honest I didn't watch most of this game because we were podcasting while it was going on after halftime up until halftime I was thoroughly unimpressed with both teams yes but I'll say this Sam Darnold started bad I think he played very well in the second half and his numbers ended up looking pretty good and he was finding Justin Jefferson and Sam Darnold might be a pumpkin we can put that off for a week well every time I looked up Justin Jefferson was making a catch downfield that's a good strategy if you feel like you're if you're turning into a pumpkin just remember oh yeah I've got maybe the best receiver yeah 137 yards yeah okay should we wrap up with who's back of the week I think we've got a couple stories we've got to talk about with Max too who's back of the 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responsibly Coors Brewing Company Golden, Colorado Henry who's back of the week who's back of the week is dead animals oh yes we gotta get on this yeah so this is a problem so there's a TikToker in New York who found an injured squirrel Peanut named him Peanut he took him in he brought him back to full health it's an adorable name and then you know by that point he had been domesticated so if you let him back in the wild he was gonna die so he just kept him in his apartment posted videos and stuff some hater reported the accounts to the authorities and the authorities showed up to his house unannounced like with a warrant and stuff took the squirrel took a bunch of documents and then euthanized Peanut the squirrel how memes has his hand up and Fred the Raccoon and Fred the Raccoon don't forget about Fred the Raccoon I was saying earlier that raccoons have a terrible terrible PR team because they're like the cutest animal ever and everyone treats them like they're actual garbage well it's rabies yes rabies rabies is what kills the cutest raccoons because they're so cute I agree but that's the bad PR getting into your head that the person you think of when you think of raccoons is rabies when you should be just thinking oh they're adorable little animals I think of Rocky I think of that old guy YouTube video in the snow just feeding the raccoons yeah they're your best friends Hank what how how can you go into someone's house and kill their animals they confiscated the animal and they just said we're gonna kill this animal they confiscated it in order to I guess to check if it had rabies they had to euthanize it that is true it's the most backwards part about checking to see is that like the Salem witch trial we gotta throw them in the water and if they come up they're a witch being accused of having rabies as an animal is more deadly than having rabies yeah it's 100% different alright so here's why I asked how is because I saw this story and I was like there's gotta be something I'm missing because otherwise this is the biggest tragedy travesty of all time I think she's a Karen hater so this woman is the worst like the guy has a TikTok account and posts the videos so someone with a stick up their ass is like this can't be allowed oh my god this is the worst person ever is his neighbor do they also have a TikTok account it might not be a neighbor it might just be like a follower it could be anyone oh it could be somebody online that saw the video and they're like I'm going to report you they swatted a squirrel pretty much that's fucked up that's so fucked up so I hate this woman woman I think I saw a picture of something like they doxxed her I didn't see that part I saw that it was an anonymous reporter alright so whoever this person is you should get rabies somebody should call the Department of Animal Services on you yeah this is crazy so justice for peanut and Fred and Fred I forgot about Fred damn and who was the guy Mr.
Longo and it was he just did he have kids or anything was he like could they make the argument that the squirrel was gonna was endangering the kids like what I just can't understand this officers raided my house as if I was a drug dealer I was sat outside my house for five hours I had to get a police escort to my bathroom I wasn't even allowed to feed my rescue horses breakfast or lunch I was sat there like a criminal after they interrogated my wife to check out her immigration status Jesus Christ this is horrendous justice for peanut if we have to make a shirt and profit off it to get the word out there we will they got a search warrant for departments and a judge signed off on a search warrant for a squirrel and a raccoon and they took them and killed them I don't want to say that we've got bigger problems as an Asian but if you are spending your time writing up a search warrant for a squirrel you should be called a pussy by that judge yeah alright so we gotta we gotta get on this case I don't know we're late to it but we gotta do everything we can by everything we can I'm just gonna tweet out justice for peanut yeah like they won't bring peanut back they're dead plot twist peanut was a Yankees fan there's a picture I'm looking at right now of peanut wearing a Yankees cap do you think there's a chance that peanut asked to be killed that peanut was like take me out I can't watch this bum Aaron judge strike out at the plate anymore it's a fucking end it yeah I'll call the feds on myself I want to memes myself yeah this is adorable little squirrel he's waiting by the front door for you go pick him up when was peanut killed before or after the Yankees lost did peanut have to watch that fifth inning I think it was on Thursday night oh my god peanut that's the last Yankees game you've got to watch oh my god this is now the ultimate track that is animal cruelty if you have a pet and you force it to be a Yankees fan yeah damn I guess we have to wait for all the facts oh it was on Wednesday so it was before so peanut didn't see the fifth inning he did not see the fifth inning oh thank god so peanut actually died not knowing who won the World Series yes okay and didn't know that that got hurt the last memory that peanut had was the Capo Bianco brothers which I'm sure peanut was a big fan of yeah okay damn that's depressing okay who's your who's back anything else I like your pants thanks yeah I know why'd you say that in a way that I'm going to say something I don't think you are missing anything I was wondering if you bought them or if they were still in the lure you came off the back of a truck I've had these for a long time PT your who's back of the week my who's back of the week is college basketball yeah college hoops tonight big slate tonight yeah I think almost every ranked team is playing right a lot of them more a lot of more the big ones are going to be Baylor and Saga late night but yes college basketball is back big time Maine and Duke the Cooper flag game wow it's going to be bad blood out there it's good to have different sports oh I love college basketball the college basketball feast week is one of my favorite weeks of the year and I lose everything but I love it I love it alright my who's back of the week is Philadelphia sports figures getting into fights with various people so we had two and I actually think as a podcast I think we take the side of both the Philadelphia sports figures one's definitely cut and dry the Kelsey one so if people missed it there was a I think was he at the Penn State game Penn State game correct yeah he was just why doesn't Jason I guess he doesn't need security but also like why was he walking with like beers in his hand like he's just a man of the people alright so the thought occurred to me after I'd say like six hours of just heavy discourse online about Jason Kelsey we had some people saying like most people I'd say 95% people were like Jason Kelsey did nothing wrong so instead of the scene there he was walking and there was a Penn State fan or a kid walking with his phone out being a piece of shit and he was like your brother is a F-bomb for dating Taylor Swift and Jason Kelsey turned around grabbed his phone smashed it through the crust of the earth awesome spike and then there was another clip after that he walked off with the phone and the kid was like give me my phone back give me my phone back and Jason Kelsey said who's the F-word now which again that guy brought the F-word into it he wasn't saying it's wrong he was just saying you brought this into this why would you be such a loser to make fun of my brother and stick a phone in my face so I stand with Jason Kelsey yeah I think he was in the right the guy had the phone and he was like screaming at him and very clearly harassing him and phoning around so what was the thought the thought that occurred to me was was there any chance that was a viral ad for Garage Beer that just got way out of hand oh maybe the Garage Beer was prominently featured in every angle of every video that I saw and maybe it got out of hand and somebody posted it and it was like oh shit we've really lost the narrative on this one because he was holding the case and I tweeted this out But the first thing I noticed Was him holding the case of beer With like his pinky finger And then also holding a beer In that same hand Which is not a guy That you want to fuck with A guy that's just walking around casually Drinking out of his 12 ounce can While also raising the entire case Up to his mouth That's probably a guy That can kick a lot of ass But yeah The beer was prominently displayed In all angles I don't think it was fake But I'm very woke When it comes to stuff like that Where it's like We've seen a lot of stuff online It was Yeah I mean I was just confused Why Jason Kelsey was Walking by himself In that situation Like not Again he's a man of the people What Hank? I think it's that crazy We walk through crowds And tailgates Maybe he has security He doesn't need security This kid was a piece of shit There's no other way to put it Kid was a piece of shit Jason Kelsey was in the right Also Jason Kelsey is just like Not someone you want to fuck with In general I think he's just a pretty normal dude Yeah Who just wants to be left alone And drink beer Yeah I did see people being like Do not know what the first amendment is The first amendment Like Jason Kelsey It doesn't protect you From Jason Kelsey smashing your phone Yeah And you deserve it So Max you're good with all this Yeah of course The other funniest part Is that the guy tried to fake Step to him for maybe a half of a second He was like This is a really bad idea This is like One of the worst people on the planet That you should be trying To start anything with Correct I think Jason Kelsey Should be commended For not beating the fuck out of this guy Yes Yes for sure He's literally just in his face Saying that about his brother For the worst reasoning of all time By the way That his brother dates One of the most beautiful Supermodel or pop stars in the world She's one of the most popular Pop stars in the world Okay She is We don't want to make comments about her I don't want to talk about her I don't see looks Okay I don't see We don't see sight I don't see looks I don't see gross revenue tickets Yeah I don't boil down Taylor Swift to looks Like you Also that's by saying She's one of the most beautiful Pop stars in the world That's going to have Taylor Swift fans One for commenting on her looks Two for not saying The most beautiful looks Yeah where's me A guy like me I don't see looks Alright Disabow my comment Okay I admire her brains Yeah me too And then the other one Was Joel Embiid shoved a reporter Now this one You could make an argument Against Joel Embiid But I am not Because I am on Joel Embiid's side This reporter Marcus Hayes Wrote an article Basically calling Joel Embiid So he said Joel Embiid consistently points To the birth of his son Arthur As a major inflection point In his basketball career He often says that he wants to be great To leave a legacy for the boy Named after his little brother Who tragically died in an automobile accident When Embiid was in his first year As a 76er Well in order to be great at your job You first have to show up for work And then goes on to talk about How he hasn't played and all that stuff This guy's a piece of shit Because you can write an article About Joel Embiid Not playing Load management Being injured And never bring up his son Or his dead brother Yeah you can So the second part of that Saying in order to be great at your job You have to show up for work You can just take all the context Of the family out of it And Joel Embiid wants to be great He says he wants to be great at basketball To be great you have to show up for it You can do that And do the hot take column Where you're like Joel Embiid is soft For not playing more He's disappointing the city You can say all that stuff But then to just hide into your family And I haven't seen a video of Joel Is there a video of Joel How is there not video There's definitely video What's his name What's his name TikToks Huh What's his name TikToks Oh Jerry McCain Jerry McCain was definitely doing a TikTok He was probably dancing With Joel Embiid Shoving someone in the background No I find it very hard to believe That there's no video But I think that everyone is on Everyone outside of Marcus Hayes Is on Joel Embiid's side Of this in the locker room So I'm pretty confident That everyone just was like Hey let's not release this Because this guy deserves it The argument against Joel Embiid here Is like you just shouldn't Shove a reporter But again I'm not going to make that argument Because this guy's a piece of shit Don't have to bring up Joel Embiid's family Also fuck Keith Pompey For initially saying that he punched him He's a punch A shove and a punch That's what makes me think It was like maybe closer to a punch Than it was There's a lot of people That were also in there That says that it was like barely a shove Well they can just put the video out And put this case to rest now I don't have the video We need the video DM Jeremy McCain But once you agree that Them not putting the video out Leads to the conclusion That it's probably more likely worse Wouldn't you say It's about to be a fucking banger after that Yeah Wouldn't you agree that Wouldn't you say We need to see the video And we are on Joel Embiid's side Yeah I think if he like shoved him And it wasn't anything particularly violent Like there was no chance of him getting injured It was just like a shove like fuck you buddy If it was one of those That's well within his rights It was a big weekend for Philly sports stars Following up like talk shit get hit Yeah Yeah and those are like our two guys Yeah and like I have no problem with either Because these guys are talking Massive amounts of shit for no reason They're just being shitty people And Joel Embiid's backing up Everything he's done for the city He deserves a break Max Yeah I agree Everything? Agree yes And what exactly has he done for the city? He puts his body on the line And plays Well not Jokic Not Jokic in Denver In the playoffs It's the whole Jokic in Denver Joel Embiid fucking eats Jokic for lunch Not in Denver Not in Denver The fact that people like Nick pick that just because It's not on the road Like their numbers Like Embiid dominated Not in Denver?
Yeah All the fucking Embiid haters In which there are plentiful Loved to nitpick Every little thing And find one reason So what does he Answer his question What has Jokic done in Philly? How about that question? What? No the question was What has Embiid done for Philly?
He's probably won a couple games He's probably gone out to eat He's made the Philadelphia 76ers Irrelevant basketball program A relevant basketball program That when he Program Yes I always say program You always get on me I say every team to program 76ers Irrelevant basketball program A relevant basketball program When they came from The bottom of the league By choice By choice Every team does a process How many teams in the NBA Since 2013 Do you think have made The second round of the playoffs? It doesn't matter But they're still in the Top half of the league every year Where's the relevancy? They've made the second round What's relevancy the second round? I mean they've made Seven games with the Celtics That's right Yes I mean it's still like You're still contending They're not like For what?
Joel Embiid gets hurt Every fucking year Fuck you guys I actually had a 3-2 lead In that series I just want to know Where relevancy is Is it It's definitely not The fucking Bulls I know it's not I never claimed they were I would say that we probably Talked about the Sixers The second most I'm not even trolling I'm just generally curious Shut the fuck up You're not trolling You pussy Of course you're trolling Well that's the only thing You fucking do on that couch When he says I've done so much in the city You think Philly fans are thinking Yeah you know what Joel you have No property taxes He's just saying He has done so much Because he gets hurt Every fucking year in the playoffs And he plays hurt Every fucking year And I'm sure it's not good On his body long term That's what he's saying Got it He's a unicorn of a human That should not be playing As much basketball as he is And he does it And he's probably not going to be able To walk in 20 years because of it So that's what he does But he doesn't have to play That much basketball Yeah well now he's not doing it So that he can play in the playoffs And be healthy Right but he doesn't have to play That much in the playoffs We don't make the playoffs We do make We don't make the playoffs Tell me last time we didn't make the playoffs Tell me last time we didn't make the playoffs Well I didn't ask He said what if I can also barely hear what you're saying What if you don't make the playoffs They're going to make the playoffs What's the record Paul George is playing tonight If the playoffs start today Will they make the playoffs Okay I'm looking at it right now They're 1-4 Oh 1-4 What are we going to do 5 games into the season Well it's going to be 1-5 Paul George is playing What's interesting is They are in 2nd to last in the East The Wizards would make the playoffs If they start tomorrow Congrats Hang a banner 5 games into the season They're supposed to be the 5th seed Wow Congrats Pretty crazy Any more questions I just was wondering He puts his body on the line But he doesn't have to play that many playoffs He also gets paid like a jazillion dollars He doesn't have to play that many playoffs games And Max has to play 14 playoff games Right We're done with this He does You've said your piece He puts his body on the line He put his body on the line for the MVP And then he just stopped playing after that That's not incorrect It's like Joel Embiid and Cops Both put their lives on the line for the city of Philadelphia And he also doesn't put his body on the line in Denver USA at the high school It was nice that his body was available to be on the line In the summer He actually could have It would have been more apt for him to say I've done so much for this country Yeah Because he's won something from this country He's done just as much for me as he has for you, Max More Yeah, that's true Alright, good show, boys But again, we stand by Joel Embiid We stand by Joel Embiid We want to 100% stand by Joel Embiid I want that to be very clear Yes, and Kelsey We stand by both those guys Also, the guy that Maybe I'm being too woke about this The only guy that was talking shit to Kelsey Hoodie, sunglasses Cat pulled real low I'm just saying What if it was a big viral ad? That would be the most ambitious Ambitious ad To be like, just drop the F slur Yeah But also, it would have been It would have been bad It was the talk of Also, it could have also been A plant by James Franklin He'd be like, hey Can you get this video viral So no one can talk about me Not beating Ohio State For the millionth year in a row I think that was before the game Yeah, but he knew But he knew He did know We are What was that? That's Penn State fans We are Numbers Three Five Let's go twenty-one Four Oh, jeez Hey, just took Shane's number Did he take twenty-five? Yeah, he took twenty-five It's not special shit It's Embiid's number I don't take a twenty-one for a year, man You don't own a number Fifteen Pug Ninety-nine Forty-nine Forty-nine Love you guys Outro That's Penn State Believe you guys That's Penn State There's aELLER Fgestellt We'll be right back.