Nick Cobb, Foley's folly and the age old debate, BJs or Intercourse.

This week filling in for Jeremy is comedian Nick Cobb. Nick, Maria, and Eliza discuss the tedious process of doing auditions. Eliza kills at her HBO/Aspen audition and is kindly rejected, Maria questions the integrity of the Emerging Comics Contest, and Nick isn't believable as a talking television. Child molestors these days: The three discuss Republican Mark Foley's folly and why it's a bad idea for a child molestor and an infidel to put his deepest desires into text. Worse then him is Charles Karl Roberts, IV. The history of molestation, the daughter who died, his brewing anger, and according to Nick, his job as a milkman all led up to a very dark day for one Amish community. Being the third school shooting in one week, was this just another copycat crime? Discussed are his motives, why the Amish were targeted, and how the Amish continued to stand by their customs even in the face of death. On a lighter note, what's more intimate, a blow job or sex? Men with foot fetishes, is bigger better? And find out who Maria admits to making out with this week.