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EPISODE · Aug 9, 2026 · 22 MIN

NiftyNoon Podcast: Self-Custody Shock, Wall Street Onchain & a Fork Fight

from NiftyNoon's Weekly Recap | Crypto Market Insights & Signals

In this episode:• The Coldcard entropy exploit — how a 2021 firmware build compromised 1,367 BTC across 4,585 addresses, and why AI-assisted code analysis changes the hardware wallet threat model permanently • BlackRock's BSTBL and BRSRV tokenized money market funds, and the strategy behind owning the stablecoin reserve layer under the GENIUS Act • How the CLARITY Act died on the calendar — the White House silence, the $TRUMP memecoin ethics fight, and the collapse to 16% passage odds • EIP-8361's "Tapered Issuance Burn" — the case for zeroing net issuance at 50% staked supply, and Stani Kulechov's argument that it would hurt Ethereum by squeezing out solo validators first • Uniswap's Pools.trade launch — permanently locked liquidity, four-hour Crowd Launches, a zero-fee model, and $150M in volume before the interface went live • BlackRock IBIT buying $478.5M in BTC across five consecutive days, and the broader market closing the week in the greenThe trust surface of this industry keeps moving — and this week it moved in two directions at once.Read the Full Deep Dives on Substack:• Can Bitcoin Self-Custody Recover From the $89M Coldcard Exploit? 🥶🗝️🔄 • Is BlackRock Set to Dominate the Tokenized RWA Landscape? 🏦⛓️📈 • CLARITY Act Enters the Political Meat Grinder ⚖️🪙⏳ • Ethereum's Stake Brake Starts a Fork Fight 🥩🛑⚔️ • Uniswap Goes Full Degen With Pools.trade 🦄💧🚀Subscribe to the NiftyNoon Podcast for your weekly dose of crypto alpha!The content in this episode is for informational purposes only. You should not construe any such information or other material as legal, tax, investment, financial, or other advice.

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