Night Patrol - Movie Review

Night Patrol - Movie Review. Today we’re reviewing Night Patrol (2025) — the horror-thriller starring Jermaine Fowler, Justin Long, Freddie Gibbs, CM Punk, Joseph Baena, and Ronny Chieng. The film follows an LAPD officer who uncovers a dangerous secret in a task force tied to his old neighborhood, but honestly… this is one of the worst movies of 2026.In this spoiler-free review, we break down why Night Patrol fails on nearly every level. The pacing is all over the place, the story feels overstuffed and messy, and even a talented cast can’t save the flat dialogue and uninspired action sequences. The tension never lands, the horror elements barely scare, and it’s just a frustrating, disappointing ride from start to finish.We give our honest take on why this is one of the biggest letdowns of the year — a movie that promises excitement but delivers very little. Watch if you want to see what NOT to do in a thriller, or just skip it entirely.Let us know in the comments — did Night Patrol completely miss the mark for you too?The Afternoon Tune’s Links: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheAfternoonTune_/featured Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/afternoontune FB: https://www.facebook.com/TheAfternoonTune/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-afternoon-tune/id1532847556 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7odRgqkr65eD1XYYTKiEOe?si=0M_t1hARSsiPe1pLn_MKqw&nd=1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theafternoontune IG: https://www.instagram.com/theafternoontune/ Threads: https://www.threadvs.net/@theafternoontuneBlue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/theafternoontune.bsky.social