Nightly News Roundup for Apr. 9, 2026

Melania Trump held an unprompted press conference to announce she barely knew Jeffrey Epstein, while 200 Justice Department attorneys worked overtime to ensure the files named after him tell you nothing; Trump threatened to abandon NATO, Netanyahu killed 303 people and called it diplomacy; Pete Hegseth's "fortified" base turned out to be tin shacks where survivors bled out and stole a car to reach a hospital; the Pope told Trump to go to his own party alone; the Iran ceasefire violated its own terms before the ink dried; and four astronauts flew farther from Earth than any humans in history, which, given the week, seems like the right call. Tape rolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.