Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 8, 2025

🎧 “Batshit Minority Broadcast (High-Voltage Panic Mix)”A frenetic, jet-fueled playlist for a nation ricocheting between propaganda, price spikes, and constitutional cosplay. Tracks include:“Cannibal Threats & LinkedIn Sales Funnels”“Herd Resurrection Séance (USDA Remix)”“Ghost Parent Protocol”“Sedition Wi-Fi Dropout”“Birthday Canyon National Monument (Extended Grift Cut)”“Haunted DOJ Pop-Up Installer”Perfect for doomscrolling at unsafe speeds while America insists everything is “under control.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.