Nightly News Roundup for Oct. 20, 2025

Trump skipped No Kings Day; five million marched while House Republicans called it a “hate rally.” AI Trump dropped feces on Americans. Ninth Circuit says federalize Oregon’s Guard. East Wing demo = 90,000 sq ft of ego and gold drapes. ICE tear-gassed peaceful protesters anyway. AWS hiccup = Fortnite, McNuggets, Medicare offline. Fox + First Family SPAC = exceptional corruption. Louvre heist: Napoleonic jewels, construction vests, ladders, Thomas Crown vibes.Theo Jesterfield reporting from the fever dream of America—where spray tan is policy, shutdowns are patriotic, and the truth just filed for bankruptcy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.