Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 26, 2025

Tonight: The apocalypse canceled for polling reasons. Constitution-defending prosecutors get shredded. Gaza burns while diplomats vanish. Congress prints checks, Supreme Court sets them ablaze. Heart meds double, sofas triple, factories die. Billionaires deny islands of doom.💥 All the chaos, gallows humor, and political absurdity you can stomach. Theo Jesterfield reporting live from the end of the world—bourbon optional, despair required. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.