Nightly News Roundup for Sept. 9, 2025

Tonight: Israel lights the peace process on fire like a drunk pyromaniac at a marriage counseling session. Iran lets the U.N. in to count corpses in the fallout. Very cooperative, very transparent. Gregory “Pancho Villa in a Golf Cart” Bovino goose-steps into Chicago with a soundtrack Willie Nelson never approved. ICE tears up the paperwork, decides civil rights are for losers. Trump’s tariffs choke the economy while automation sharpens its knives. Oh, and the president allegedly sent Epstein a porno birthday card before calling it a “dead issue.” Democracy dies, but the punchlines keep coming. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.