Ninety-Eight and Adored

Simylus is astonished to learn that Polystratus, the notorious tightwad he remembered, spent his last thirty years being fawned over by lovers — rich, bald, dribbling — competing for a place in the will. Polystratus left everything to a twenty-year-old Phrygian he'd just bought, who is now considered better-born than Codrus. Simylus, eventually, approves. Cast: Simylus, Polystratus.