Ninja Terminator (1985)

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into Ninja Terminator (1985), the chaotic cult classic directed by Godfrey Ho. Starring Richard Harrison, this film mashes together ninja action and baffling storytelling using Ho’s infamous “Frankenstein” editing style, splicing footage from unrelated Hong Kong films into one hilariously disjointed adventure. We’re breaking down the nonsensical plot about magical statue pieces, the endless fight scenes, and the unforgettable moments with toy robots and Garfield phones. It’s a bizarre mix of slapstick humor, random explosions, and pure absurdity. Tune in for a celebration of everything weird and wonderful about Ninja Terminator!