NO DOOMER, YOU F*CKS

Have you given up all hope? Do you believe there's no chance of doing anything better, all attempts being destined to fail in their impotent futility? Well listen up, friendo, Rev Al and Gonzo are here to explain why not only are you wrong, you're also kind of a bitch.  Enter the no-doomer zone, where hopelessness goes to die the wretched death it rightly deserves as the ol' hopeium-pipe gets stuffed down that little sadness hole in your heart, filling you with a sense of renewed purpose in a seemingly purposeless world.    The Op Ed that got Rumeysa Ozturk disappeared by clandestine, anonymous, thugs: https://www.tuftsdaily.com/article/2024/03/4ftk27sm6jkj