No Ear Plugs in Prison

So, good news and bad news.  The good news is the countdown to Christmas is on.  That means time with family during which you're not allowed to pick hairs out of your food because, come on, it's your mother's hair, and Christmas parades where drunkards attack people driving floats for no good reason in the spirit of the baby Jesus.  But the bad news is China is beating us badly in test taking.  If you have a child in school you're probably aware of this as your Jason has come home crying after his classmate, Xiang Zao Ping, made fun of him for not getting a 147% on the last standardized test.  Time to step up Jason.  On an unrelated note, Noah watched porn for work, making his parents prouder than ever.  Happy middle of December everyone.