EPISODE · Mar 30, 2026 · 58 MIN
No Kings Lunatics On Full Display. Does Iran Take EZPass at Homuz?
from The Rich Zeoli Podcast: Daily Politics, Culture & Chaos
In this episode👉 The "No Kings" protest in Philadelphia featuring confused bananas and Robert De Niro poorly reading scripts.👉 Cory Booker’s grandstanding at airports and the Democrat push to keep ICE away from polling places.👉 Lindsey Graham’s solo trip to Disney World and the "Small War After All" parody.👉 AOC’s $19,000 campaign-funded ketamine therapy and the FEC complaint.👉 Andy Beshear’s strategy to save the Democrat party by recruiting straight white Christian men. Rich Zeoli opens the show straight from the Fox News studios after filling in for Jimmy Failla, and we are diving right into the absolute circus that was the "No Kings" protest over the weekend. We saw people roaming the streets of Philadelphia who couldn’t name a single part of the Constitution they think is eroding. Zeoli breaks down the hilarious footage of a woman dressed as a literal banana who admitted she was going to "sound like an idiot" the moment she tried to explain her presence. We also look at the lack of maturity from protesters who storm off the moment they are reminded that nobody actually voted for Kamala Harris to be the nominee. Rich pivots to the bizarre international optics of Senator Lindsey Graham being spotted solo at Disney World while the world teeters on the brink of conflict. We discuss the "Skiffity Doo-Dah" strategy and whether Graham is making war plans from a secure location inside the Magic Kingdom. Zeoli and Jared joke about the "Solo Disney Male" trope and how it’s the creepiest look for a sitting U.S. Senator during a potential government shutdown. We also analyze the tension in the Middle East, noting how Western investments like Disney Abu Dhabi and MGM casinos might actually do more to stop Iran than any politician could, simply because war is bad for the bottom line. Finally, we tackle the massive hypocrisy of AOC using $19,000 in campaign funds for ketamine therapy. Rich asks the obvious question: how does psychedelic treatment for personal use benefit a political campaign? We also listen to RFK Jr.’s warnings about cell phone radiation, leading Zeoli to wonder why we are worried about bedside tables when the phone is sitting next to our "junk" all day. We wrap up with Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s plea for Democrats to "act like normal people," even though the party’s base—led by the woman in the banana suit—seems to have no interest in normalcy. 00:00 The No-Kings crazies and the woman in the banana suit02:42 Protester struggles to explain how the Constitution is "eroding"04:59 Confronting the fact that nobody voted for Kamala Harris07:01 Robert De Niro needs cue cards for his "Orange Man Bad" speech08:52 Randy Weingarten screams for the kids' milk money12:11 The "Parental Bonding" of brainwashing children at protests16:46 Can Democrats survive if they nominate a straight white Christian man?19:07 Cory Booker admits the goal is keeping ICE away from polling places23:28 Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and Vegas-style casinos in the desert28:14 Lindsey Graham’s creepy solo vacation to Disney World33:58 The "Skiffity Doo-Dah" parody and the Disney war-room38:38 AOC spends $19,000 of campaign cash on ketamine therapy43:25 Shias vs. Sunnis: The battle over alcohol, gambling, and Westerners48:08 Johnny Joey Jones on why nation-building is a failure53:55 Andy Beshear’s "Normal People" plea to the Democrat party56:05 RFK Jr. warns against cell phone radiation near your head Zeoli Show is Powered By:🦀 The Grand Hotel in Cape May: book direct with them for the best rates. (800) 257-8550 or https://www.grandhotelcapemay.com/🏠 Emmons Roofing and Siding, who deliver protection, peace of mind, and true craftsmanship. (856) 885-6677 or online at https://www.emmonsroofing.com/🦷 With Dr. Mike, it's not about cost, it's about care.
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