No You can't grow your own

Sian tackles one of the UK’s most eyebrow-raising contradictions: the fact that it’s still completely illegal to grow your own cannabis, even for medical use. From the labyrinth of hemp licensing to the theatrical paranoia of the Home Office, this episode takes a dry, sarcastic stroll through Britain’s outdated cannabis laws.Sian unpacks exactly what it would take to “do it properly” and, unsurprisingly, it involves six-figure budgets, industrial-level security, a stack of compliance documents capable of bruising a small mammal, and the sort of bureaucratic endurance usually reserved for Olympic competition.If you’ve ever wondered why growing a harmless plant in your own garden is treated like a national security incident, this episode shines a very well-aimed spotlight on the absurdity.Send us a messageSupport the showThe Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips.Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe.All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisations.This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute medical, regulatory, legal, or financial advice.You can find “The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense” on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Music Podcasts. © 2025 Sian Phillips. All rights reserved.