Nobel Piece of Shit Prize Award....

The Title is simply referring to my hypothetical. The Nobel's are the most honored and prestigious awards on Earth. I would be extatic to be a janitor or bathroom attendant to be around the smartest and most progressive minds in history. And to be totally honest, bringing a porn star to the Nobel's would be insignificant compared to me bringing let's just say Jimbo the Joke or the Occupant in Chief of the Orange House. That would be truly offensive. Bringing a hot pornstar like Chanel Santini or Aubrey Kate would be way more fun. I think those conservative sciecntists would finally have some fun for once "We are doing body shots at bar and blowing perfectly straight ( the shortest distance between two points is a....) lines off of anyone's ass that is willing. Or is anyone up for some.linear equations? I dont mean advanced algebra. By that I mean, lines of cocaine!) I think it would become The AVN Awards in no time. Seriously, If it ever happen....one can dream.