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EPISODE · May 6, 2026 · 49 MIN

Nobody Wants A Wedding Anymore ft. D'Angelo Wallace & Elyse Willems | Assumptions

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Assumptions that will either make you say "I do" or "I definitely don't".0:00 Intro9:15 Most brides deemed bridezillas aren’t actually bridezillas15:33 Most people dread having to go to a destination wedding18:27 If you aren’t from Brazil, you’ll never know the joy of dragging around the groom by his tie21:49 People don’t know how weird non-American wedding traditions can sound23:58 I assume I need to convert to Catholicism25:02 The reception shouldn’t have assigned seating27:31 Themed weddings are tacky or cringe29:52 Every lavish wedding you see online is funded by one of the newlyweds rich parents32:31 It’s hard to spontaneously hookup with someone at a wedding34:50 Gay marriages have less pressure to be perfect since there’s not traditions attached to them36:14 Child-free weddings are completely understandable39:19 Ceremonies and parties lose their appeal after a certain point41:45 The Cupid Shuffle will always play whether you like it or not45:42 People get way too in over their heads about the wedding that they forget to actually enjoy itPODCAST:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyVSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARChanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/D'Angelo Wallace (@dangelowallaceagain) // https://www.instagram.com/dangelno/Elyse Willems ( @answerforIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/elysewillems/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Director: Nicole BlacklockEditor: Patrick HorbaDirector, Smosh Alike: Mike CriscimagnaProducer, Smosh Alike: Nicole BlacklockProduction Designer: Cassie VanceArt Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie BellerbyAssistant Art Director: Courtney ChapmanProp Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette BaronStage Manager: Alex AguilarSet Dresser: Carly HoughArt PA: Jocelyn SfetcuAudio Mixer: Scott NeffAudio Utility: Dina RamliDirector of Photography: Brennan IketaniVideographer: Eric Wann, James HullCamera Operator: Simone Williams, Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Alexcina FigueroaExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. KennedyProduction Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne HooverProduction Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle AnthonyDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerDIT/Lead AE: Matt DuranDIT/AE: Beni KimuenePost Production Coordinator: Ariana MartinezDirector of IT: Tim BakerIT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho CheeSound Editor: Gareth HirdDirector of Design: Ness CardanoSenior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie HauckSenior Graphic Designer: Jay TaylorGraphic Designer: Monica RavitchDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Associate Producer: Peter DitzlerSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesSocial Editor: Vida RobbinsMerchandising Manager: Mallory MyersBrand Partnership Manager: Chloe MaysBrand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz KummerOperations Manager: Marshall A. PeaseOperations Coordinator: Sara FaltersackFinancial Operations Specialist: Natalie LewisTalent Coordinator: Danielle MosesPeople & Culture Manager: Katie FinkPeople & Culture Coordinator: Hannah MerrittCEO: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian HecoxEVP of Programming & Development: Kiana ParkerAssociate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel CollisExecutive Coordinator: Katelyn HempsteadOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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