Nobody's Listening

This week is the definition of chaos cuisine: I start in the kitchen, where my attempt at making simple veggies and rice turned into a full-blown crime scene — burns, cuts, broken nail, the works. From there, the universe decided to spice things up by throwing me face-to-face with an ex I didn’t even recognize… until I realized he now has kids. And honestly? Nothing feels more like instant karma than watching a man who treated you like shit suddenly raising a daughter.Then we get into friendship breakups — the kind that leave you realizing you were more of a convenience store instead of a forever home. I spiral into the whataboutmeism era we’re all living in, where people don’t listen anymore; they just hijack every story as if life is one big comment section.And to top it all off? Stefano has been swiping on my dating apps like he’s auditioning for a role in my personal soap opera — accidentally matching me with people I actually know, including a friend’s girlfriend. Bon appétit.