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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 16 Canto 18 Circle 8 Fraud Panderers and Seducers Fraud Ditches 1 and 2
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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 16 Canto 18 Circle 8 Fraud Panderers and Seducers Fraud Ditches 1 and 2You’re on the Whitehouse lawn. You’re tired, you’re confused, you feel hopeless and lost. In front of you is Rachel Maddow (Leopard), to your left is Tucker Carlson (Lion), to your right is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (She-Wolf). Mitt Romney shows up as if from nowhere. He tells you not to fear, because this is your destiny and he will protect you.For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante BookOR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.comNoodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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