Norm Nathan's Vault of Silliness w/Tony Nesbitt - Ep 120 - Punny New Year!

Hello, Ni Hao, Namaste and Selamat siang (suh-lah-mat see-ahng), to our new listeners in Singapore! The first episode of 2023 brings us a DBG from January 2nd, 1993. This one shall be titled: Punny New Year! We're off to a bad start but Take 2 brings smooth sailing. The Members of the Panel: Mary in Somerville Christopher in Boston Addie Lisa from Topsfield Matt Phipps from Traffic, not working but on the phone Jack Harte working in Traffic And I’m producing and playing in studio   Norm has to reach into the Birthday Bag and pull-out names from the week: ‘Jailbird’ Jim Bakker – and boy, do we ‘cook up’ all sorts of jokes Diahann Cannon and we have a ‘blast’ with this. Jane Wyman Tony Bennett Woody Allen Robert Duvall Bonnie Franklin Loretta Young – more pun with this one too! And Kenny Loggins   Commercials: Baby Gold Bond – Robin McEntire from Tracey CA and her now comfy, less irritated daughter Lou Innis and his watch allergy for Gold Bond Terrific Thursday’s with WBZ and the NE Aquarium   We’ve got a party package full of other silliness: Mary, can you hear me? Sensuous ear wax blowing and eye lash batting Miss Downey, one of Norm’s teachers whom he had lust in his heart for. Realizing we have 12 yr old playing Norm apologizes but Chris doesn’t mind at all.  Jack Harte’s School of Cockamamie Touch the radio and be healed! Diahann Cannon’s daughter, Jennifer, is in the Teen Canteen audience There’s an interesting technique on how you can surmise a woman’s age. Religious incantations Liberries on toosday and get some noosepapers An important question is posed: Caledonia, Caldeonia what makes your big head so hard? Gasps and Lulls Christopher woke up from a bad dream three minutes before he called in but will not reveal the details to spare the audience from being frightened. We get a descriptive explanation of Addie’s Birthday Game outfit Selling Plumbing Supplies and Indian Blankets just outside of Fond du Lac, WI Phony affectionate laughs Lisa selling her previous prizes on the black market Norm filling requests for his picture by sending the one that appeared in a 1948 National Geographic. Hanging up on the host Lustful dreams And Norm closes with a very serious article from the California Avocado Media Bureau. However, those in Kansas City and Pittsburgh are not going to be happy about it. Ep 120, Punny New Year, drops to your ears in 3, 2 and 1. patreon.com/normnathanvos