North Vs South (Vimto, Wenzel's & Chippy Teas)

Rick (the dad who still burns CDs) and Yoni (the teen who thinks Wenzels is “posh Greggs”) Turn to the age old debate - does the North or South of England reign supreme? Rick waxes poetic about chip butties and Vimto while Yoni defends Tottenham cake like it’s a national treasure. They argue about accents (“bath” vs “baaaath”), football (“the North wins because banter”) and after multiple failed sound checks, fizzy drink interludes, and a tragic man-flu update, they finally agree on one thing... You can’t beat a chippy tea. It’s like Top Gear, but with less horsepower and more digestive issues.