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Welcome to the show! Did you know that your mom is... Probably a nice person! Yeah.
Well, yeah. Shut up! Shut up and listen to me. No time for accolades.
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah. I'm a king, but let's be serious. We've got a show to do and the Queen is here. Hello, Luna.
Thank you for joining us. Hello, everybody. Somebody wanted to be a metallic over there growing up. You hit the net?
Yeah. Yeah, it failed. That's all right. Somebody took the job and I think it was best.
And he kept it. He did a great job with it too. Okay. You don't like metal though, do you?
Some. Yeah. You get down with all types of music? Yeah.
Like I wouldn't call it a Linter Skinner medal, but I was a big, big fan of my broken one. Skinner. Totally. And...
That's surprising to you, Michael. I'm a little like Slinner Skinner. What? I like Linter Skinner.
You don't like Linter Skinner? It's never come up in 16 years. Okay, it's up now. You don't like Linter Skinner?
What's their best song? I don't listen to classic rock. What's their best song? Sweet home, Alabama.
No, come on, trash. What? Trash. It's trash.
Not some people in Alabama. Well, that's for sure. That's different. Your whole demographic.
Alabama probably left a couple of years ago. Have you seen him live? No, of course not. I was very young when the accident happened.
They died, right? Playing crash? Yes, but his brother took over. Yeah, but that's...
No, but he sounded a lot like his brother. Just like Sam Kennison's brother sounded a lot like him. What about that one guy that was a super famous great drummer and he died and then his son is now the drummer? Any man, hailing?
Nah, but that's his one. No, no, no. Even him in play. No, the bass player died and then his son played bass.
You know Moon? No. You see the Ramones? No, he's at Peter Moon.
You're thinking of Keith Moon? Keith Moon? I don't think he pro-created. No, he didn't even die before he could.
Yeah, and he was drunk most of the time. So maybe some of the bongs issues. And Jason Bonham is still out there performing Zeppelin songs. That's who it is.
John Bonham and Wolfgang Van Hillen recently. Right, right, right. He's a solo album. He's still doing stuff like his dad.
I've seen them and his dad play. You're in the music mix, big time. Always happy and hot. Sorta.
I mean, you were in the beginnings of hip hop. Absolutely. You were debuting with him. Absolutely.
But see, I remember the beginning. I remember wam. So... What are you still trying to forget?
No, baby. You're not a six year old. You're not a six year old white girl like I was. So...
You were down for wam? Yes, yes. Because there was a time in my life. Yeah, I know me too.
But we didn't really know what gay was. He wasn't gay. He didn't know what it was. Boy, George wasn't gay to me.
Well, I just... Honest to God, my daughter, the first time I saw boy George. I said, damn, that's an ugly girl. I didn't know it was a boy.
I can see you saying that. And then... Oh, shit. I forgot what I was going to say.
Boy, George is gay, not gay. No, no, no. Soul train, like in the black community. Soul train is so popular.
And there was a lot of spinning and toiling and hopping. And now we look back at Soul Train. We're like, he's a queen. Clearly.
But we didn't know that then. So there was a time we didn't... And you still have them? Even if they're gay.
Yeah, I don't think it would have changed my opinion. Probably not. Because I didn't like them. Not if you're eating with Metallica.
I don't think you're a wamp. I remember getting offended one time. There was a Metallica music video playing and there was this girl in the room where all smoking bong rips like skaters being trashy. And she goes, oh man.
Change their feel so hot. And I got super offended. And I was like, what? You don't say that about Jay.
He's not hot. He's a demon. Like, there's something attractive about a demon. He just possessed to drive you to the will to conquer.
And that's what I would take to join from your hand. Somebody should have been that. Oh, man. Really?
Yeah. I like you. You don't think I can smirk yourself back into it? No.
Okay. I like those when I come down. Right. You got...
You got a slide collector. I saw that you got Prince Croc. Prince... What are those shoes called?
Crocs. Yeah. It's tough. I mean to say that word.
Well, I was very... You know, I considered myself as a stylish chick. I agree. I was very, very, very, very adamant about not ever wearing ugly ass crocs.
I said, I would never put my feet on them. I think they'd make you look like you have Mickey Mouse feet. It's stupid. I thought we all was like those red boots.
And then I saw this girl on Instagram create a little young woman. And I saw the crocs and I'm so attracted to Bling. And so... Well, what happened for that?
My friend, my chef, his sister sent me a pair of crocs. But they didn't have the embellishment like this. They're the ones where you could put things in the holes. But the things she had to go in the holes were blinged out.
They weren't like Mickey Mouse and stuff like that. So this is nice. They kept snagging on things or whatever. Then when I saw this chick on Instagram, I was like intrigued.
That's what let me check out a pair. And because I'm who I am, she just sent me a pair. Then I had, during the run I had double knee replacements turned on. I go through the airports a lot.
Those crocs became very easy to slide aside. I was like, yeah, yeah. And very comfortable and supportive. And they were a topic of conversation because they had so much weight.
So now I've got like eight pairs. And they custom. They are for me. The Prince ones.
One of the con. Because I have a Prince tattoo on my right hand. And I have a man from Michael on my left hand. That's what's wrong.
I really know something between my legs. I've always wanted to smoke weed with him. I don't know if that makes me hear him. If you can't get to him, you can always.
Holla bit. Yeah. Hit me up. I think it would be good at it.
Who you or me? No, both of us. Takes two to Tango. No, I'm only one Tango right now.
You're married. I'm tired. No. You're tired.
Wait. You're saying you only Tango, you don't Tango because you're tired. I got nothing to give. You just sit there.
Right. Right. On your back. What do I have to really do?
I have the kuchis. So what do I really have to do? I'm not arguing with it. I feel like aren't we supposed to move?
Yeah. If we're inspired, we'll move. Yeah, right. Right.
And if you don't move, I'll push it. Well, you can do that too. Just don't wake me up. Yeah, that wouldn't be a bummer.
You stay asleep. That'd be cool. Is this a sort of hot content we can expect on your only fans? Yeah.
I got only fans too. I'm sure. What do you do? What you don't do?
Want a bet? No. I go hard in the paint. Okay.
Well, I'll take your word for it. What do you do though? Well, I have some lingerie. That's how we do it.
Yeah. I have some very sexy, like good lingeries. But it escalated. Then it escalated.
Because I want to say that shit. They want like, where did titties at? Sure. And so you got to give the people what they want.
So I respect that about you. So there's a little bit of this and that. Hey. Hey.
Are you surprised yourself that you're okay doing that? Or do you think you're always the sort of person who was open to adult modeling say? I'm the eighth of eight kids. So all my brothers and sisters are older than me, but they don't tell me what to do either.
And as long as I clear things with my daughter, who's been repeatedly embarrassed throughout her life about my antics and things I say. So she's pretty much over it. So as long as I discuss it with her first and tell it was coming down the pike rather than somebody else in the street telling her, then we're okay. Remember now I said telling her I don't ask for permission.
I understand. Right. I'm kind of missing. I'm trying to do this.
You know, is that about the same? Yeah. I had to have a conversation about it because I didn't want them to find out. Well, your kids.
Yeah. I've got a 18 year old and a 14 year old. Okay. So stuff.
You definitely didn't want to talk to my daughters. 27 now. Makes me. That's the age.
Yeah. They're still in school and people talk. I know. Yeah.
It's about my school. But in the end, I hope the lesson is that, you know, whatever you want to do, whatever you want to be in your life, you go ahead and you do it. Yeah. Like people are going to have opinions.
Yeah. No matter what you do. I don't blame them. I get the group mentality.
Oh, look at the do. Let's poke at your. I can see your titty or I can see his dick. It's like, yeah.
Well, you know, they could go up to my daughter and say, how's that your mom's vagina? And only fans were the kids. You paid $1,500 and see it. So 1500 run until that.
Wait, how much is your only fans to see my vagina? It's 1500 and up. Oh, man. You're a legend.
It's a celebrity. They just, you know, Brenda from the barbecue. Right. This is Lunel.
And if you want to see my vagina and you don't want to see it face to face, you got to break bread. It's a pound gas move. I don't care. But I get it.
That's cool that it's working. Lots of people pay that. Right. I mean, that is steep.
I'm not close to my house under 30th. In the only fans. Well, that is a steep charge. Well, not for celebrities.
For celebrity is really a basement bargain basement. Okay. I'm not in the league to do it. I've never really typed it in though.
You know, like if I see somebody that I think is hot, I never. Did you just like go to my family? Do you want to go to my money? Do you want to go to my only fans right now and buy something?
No, I can't afford it. You're right. You don't have to buy my vagina. You can buy my titties.
I want to see that pussy. Hey! I'll say. Well, hopefully the show does a little better because you're on it.
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Sure is. If you don't watch right. It's bad anyway. Fuck you.
Oh no. So for sure. But if you were to take a picture, you know who's next to you. You were just saying before we started rolling here that you make distinction between being dirty and being shiny.
Yeah, I'm following the tone of being a sat. When I worked alone. When I were alone. You were above this.
No. I'm not I'm not allowed. All right, but it's just limited in a different way. It's fair.
No, I would never. You're much. You're much. I like people who are like you say.
I watched my dick. That's pretty broke right now. But you've got to pull it in back baby. What's wrong with that?
Maybe get it cute too. Yeah, I know but when it's laying there sleep here. It's collecting bacteria. I'm on this thing all the time So it doesn't I don't know if you pay that much attention than a girl can feel a girl You're saying a girl can feel confident at any time today going down on you If there's any I don't I don't let people do it.
What I don't let people touch it if I haven't watched it. Okay You hear that ladies in that good to know these are the things you need to know I think I was I had a dating app. I'm telling the questions that I think that if you even if you've been circumcised You should wash it before you do anything. I agree with sometimes Stopping to watch it can break the mood right?
Well, that's not back and she's like, I feel like it might work I can't take that chance. No, you've got it. You've got to predict these things and you got to wash before it happens You got a sense that unless you got a chicken like it like this. Yeah, I still would rather watch it Yeah, but if she like it like that, let it have a chip It's to ask to be stinky is hard for me to to comply because I'm a little bit gay and gay guys would like I used They use some word.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Back up what a little bit gay. Yeah, like half Or pan section which had what that means everybody can get it's god. It's it's not big deal I'm not having a listen. I'll live through the 70s bad houses and stuff like that.
So they'll not surprise me no more Yeah, oh, yeah, that whole thing going on in Oakland in San Francisco. Oh sure. Yeah, right? Mm-hmm way to go could go in there.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they had once when girls couldn't go Yeah, they also had go in once. Wow San Francisco was wide open in the honey.
That's it was a big Best That sounds cool. It was super cool. It's about the rules. So vester, huh?
The only openly gay pop star until like four years ago No, so best it was Not trans per se but like let's say cross dresser. Maybe but so this was just a better. That's what so best always said. Yeah, and um, you know Boy George came out before four years ago.
So you got to go to Georgia and I thought I just mean like people who when they were trying to sell records So people weren't playing it like George Michael was like, I don't know. Maybe I am maybe I'm not by my record And then after he was famous. He's like the I'm gay. So that's like my mark Ouch that would hurt.
I'll give fuck who don't like it. That one hurt. You were surprised. I was hurt I remain hurt.
He would still but by new I mean he does have sex with women as well. Does he he's got babies? That don't mean shit. Wait, you think he artificially inseminated?
I mean he didn't have the babies So the baby I thought he gave him a lady, you know him and his Either that or they may have had a surrogate that's easy enough to fact check though. Oh, sorry I thought he had a wife at one point. Sorry. No, that's Elton John.
He did, huh? Yeah, that's crazy because he's not everyone's Robin. I think She'll just as confused as he did about the whole thing. No, she was just trying to get that bag I don't blame her.
I don't marry Elton to go fuck. They're gonna weaken out. Okay. I would marry Elton John Now yeah, he's cool.
No. Yeah, so you'd be okay having a sex list Marriage or a one way you don't think he's out driving nobody do no no I think it's maybe once you get it Well, I think him and his never know are fine. You know he's probably out of it. She's like me Yeah, but I feel like if I'm married to him, he'd be like, yeah, you know, you can go bone people well clearly because You're probably not boning right that engage more understanding with that too.
So I feel good about him. No games It's just just promiscuous fit which means they go in San Francisco. No, I feel like we are not including you baby I'm here. I'm gonna get in this if you want to come out.
I'm still waiting. I'm open to anything He's pretty regular. He's pretty regular. I thought I said I'm not gonna wait pulling up to this house.
I'm like that was in here Just an average ordinary house in the valley where people sit in a living room a big podcast And he right used to be the point capital, but yeah, they ruin that then he then you know I'm black So everything's a conspiracy so he offered me some weed in the yard. I'm like I can just hear the feds I said no, it's legal. So it's perfectly fine now. Yeah, I could be a cop, right?
No, you never pass the judges Right, what about if you're a cop that works in the weed world where you have to you know Sell and smoke weed with your homies to bust the big dogs. I'm deep you like deep cover Yeah, I mean we're gonna ship for 15 years. This is I got another life like a wife and this these tattoos I hate them like ice tea like ice tea has been playing a cop now for 24 years And I had a song called cop killer. He did.
Yeah, it was very aggressive. Yeah, and now I bet cops take pictures with him You think you think he does them a great justice. He makes cops look good You think you can get busted by him. It's gonna be okay.
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Well, actually Not though I was in my 40s. That's crazy. That's right Rosie and Rosie and the only person I could really think of Pretty similar that's pretty true. That's not when I started comedy.
No, I understand I have been doing television and stuff like that But the first tour I ever went on was with Cat Williams and I was like, you know 15 16 17 years ago How long have you been doing stand-up before you went on tour with Cat Williams? Probably 10 years and then um was that a big shift in your career after there to go from clubs to play in arenas Right after it. I hadn't done that and I just went on tour with him again Like two years ago. Yeah Let me just finish, you know Are those fun tours to be on?
Or any other one? No, they're off Whether you do the clubs whether you do the theaters whether you do the rain is they're all great because it's all love You know I'm in Vegas every weekend as you got a resident residency. How's that? You ever get sick of?
What making money and making people that no look I don't know how to have a to be in a town that you're not from and you kind of half live there Like does it ever get you have to be a master? How you have to be a master because you if you do Comedy and you know, it's called a Florida one day and you do comedy and matches Mississippi the next day And you do comedy in Seattle, Washington the next day. Those are three different demographics Your materials to be as such that you don't have to change it to fit every demographic Yeah, it should be so relatable to everyone that you can do the same shape and that's me And I know if it's still true at least what's true You're the only black female comic with the residency in you know, I think Marcia Warfield might be back because she's Marcia Warfield Yes, and they just did a night court without her We had a big hub about that but Marshall Warfield I think was the first black woman ever comedy residency of Vegas and I think she's gone by the Stratas something like that I'm not sure if it's a residency though. The mind is yeah, every Sunday at 9 30 p.m.
Every Monday at 7 30 p.m. And Jimmy Kimmel's comedy club. It's so crazy that there's so many People working in comedy in Vegas and that there would be so few spots for black female comics. There's obviously an audience for it's gotta be good enough Yes, a lot of Vegas, right?
It's not nowhere to go to practice. There's nowhere to go to fail You have tourists and all kinds of people that come to see me people that don't even speak English But maybe they saw Borat and they want to see the girl Yeah, you know, so you have to be at least flashy and pretty and entertaining enough to hold a person's attention Even if they don't understand what you're saying. I need to be funny to blind people I need to be funny to deaf people somebody needs to be translated what I'd say to a deaf person They need to be able to understand and laugh. I'm trying to be universal to everybody getting that I need to be with that idea come from or if you always been like that It's just it's just a fact your understanding of comedy showed you that mm-hmm But did you have that and theater?
I think my theater training I did theater before I did any movies or anything like that And I think my theater background makes me be able to have my facial expressions the Sort of compliment my comedy and put it up a notch my Tonality if you're able to get a whole room full of drunk people That's power, you know, you can't shut everybody up. They have to want to shut up to shut up. You can tell them to shut up They want to shut up. I think really want to hear what you're saying.
Go shut up. Yeah And you can do that every time weekly. That's fucking awesome. Sorry Standing and I come to Vegas.
Yeah, check me out. I appreciate it. You made women's water break what? Yeah, that's the thing you do That's the finishing move No, um pregnant people have come to my shows before yeah women pregnant women and you know I've had a In my 30-year career Yeah, then they leave and then I come back to next year to the club and they'll like bring the kid and say this is my baby When that night they should we you know I did stand up recently and I fell on a guy and headbutt him in cuddies face open Was that from laughing or were you just drunk?
No, it was like a you have to pull things from a bucket and one of the things on the out of the bucket said trustful and There was a guy sitting in the corner of the stage because he pulled a car that said that he had to sit in the stage Well, people did comedy and I just put those together and just fell towards him and he put a handout and accidentally headbowed him You sound like one of those people on ridiculousness. Yeah. Yeah, he's been on ridiculousness. No, not getting hurt wait No, I had videos that got her but I was there as a guest.
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I haven't done that yet But I want to do that too. Yeah, I don't know how I did that. That was weird.
Well, I don't know how I am a celebrity will afford you my You're on the unfortunate. I was on celebrity will afford you want $30,000 for the make a wish foundation But you know you put me next to Pat say Jack and one of these things not like the other What's he look like a close looks just like he does on TV looks great and a van it looks really skinny like really But sweet southern girl and then here's the key Pat say Jack's daughter. The name is Maggie Maggie say Jack She's you know all set to in here at the whole Empire. She does all the social media.
She greets people She's there with her dad. She knows the game back and you know, she's Pat say just not her question No, but we were fortunate all the ins and out so I think of Pat went to you know God forbid leave us I think that Maggie would either maybe step in or Would have somebody lying that could do her dad's job But we'll fortune is a well-awaited machine and what you don't know I think I've a torn rotator cucka that damn wheel is heavy Wow, you got an injury from I think I did now I really think now that I think about I think that's what happened It's a levity damn wheeled fortune. Wow. I know I might have to fall class action.
You're not too late. They got money It's not to think just you're one of the grand prizes and I'll go away So you won $30,000 for a charity it feels very very good to give money to a good cause but I would like to keep there I guess yeah, did you get anything from being there? Yeah, I gave it sweet goodie bag. I did get a goodie bag Yeah, I did with the wheel of fortune thing what my name spelled out in the letters.
Yes. That's pretty sick I'm on my Instagram. It's pretty cool. Y'all can follow me on Instagram if you like What do you do that L U E N E L L?
Lude now just some verified blue dot which means nothing in work as I hear you can buy a blue dot for like 15 Yeah, I'm not doing it. No, nobody's doing that. Yeah, somebody's thirsty ass influencer Model chicks are doing it right as we speak. I keep waiting for mine to disappear It's gonna be a sad day, but I can't be honey.
Why would you do that disappear cuz it I'm not paying for it I thought they said you only I don't pay for it. I'm verified cuz I'm a celebrity. I'm a celebrity I'm just a random guy with a blue shirt. How'd you get a butcher?
He's on the show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah It's a big time I'm in the club. How many followers you got about 50,000 Why how many do you have?
It doesn't matter he's Got a special in the works. Yeah, my Netflix special Netflix special I'll be taping where I was raised by the way. I was raised Oakland, California I'm the first person to bring Netflix to Oakland. I told him higher security and then Chappelle is producing it for me.
Wow. What does that mean? What does he do? That means he's executive producer.
He okayed it He took me to Netflix and said I want to do earth cuz he's done for it like Tony was and Donna Rollins and earthquake and I'm the only female and He's not editing it. He decides. I'm sure he'll be involved in it. I hope I will be too.
Yeah, I feel like those are good hands Yeah, they are you know, you put that Chappelle stamp on it All right, that's that you go on to with him. I have done dates with him. Yeah, and Chris rock. How's that?
I mean, it was great. I think when we did San Francisco, you know, yes He's not driving musical guests. Yeah, so when we did San Francisco He had all the area people. Yeah, like too short in e40 and Raphael's the D and Singing him go up a leg and little John yeah, yeah, he had all them on that one show with us It was like lit then I did another show with him where Justin Bieber and Usher They do individual songs or they do one together they do individuals stuff and you know Jeff Ross the one yeah One the one man verbal assault you It's pretty good out of it.
Yeah, he's the greatest rose master ever and Yeah, we did the Hollywood Bowl. I was there the night before he got jumped on oh wow I don't think it doesn't take like maybe for whatever so I was there the night before the assault Do you get nervous still or not for big stuff? I do so once I got this for sure now I'm broke. I got a stinky dick and I got a shitty pocket.
I thought we're gonna get along I get nervous like I'll be nervous right from my Netflix special, but not that nervous because I'm pretty confident in my material Because I'm doing it already, you know me and I'm but I still you know big stuff like big TV stuff or or big like New Year's show or You know stuff like that. I get a look which is exciting. Yeah, that's good. What little rooms you just like another day No, no, no, I get excited when I know they're sold out right then I'm like yes put pressure on yourself Let me go give it to yeah, I have to do the same show if it's not sold out But you just put a little bit more on into it if it is, you know you don't do burn-ass and cars do you?
You know I haven't done it. Is that like convenience getting coffee with cards below bud? That's a show. Yeah, I got a new show.
What is it doing burnouts with assholes in a car? Yeah, then the whole time you never asked me to do it I just want to check the six you didn't seem like you would enjoy a burnout. Oh, I'm a different weed like I'm to test tobacco No a car burnout. Oh, you mean like yeah, yeah, absolutely not No, I'm too old for that honey.
I'm gonna be here. What happened to the now fuck that Should have seen a second earlier. She's doing a perfect donut Yeah, and then the next thing you know the car exploded you got too much to lose you're an escrow I am literally unfiguratively congratulations. Thank you.
What happened to board house. Yeah, I'm in the process. Is that your first one? My first one.
Oh, wow, that's awesome. You made it. You got a sweet house, right? I got a whole sweet idea because first of all the house is only five years old Solar family swimming pool lights in Las Vegas And I'm buying it for my nephew because my nephew lived there He was gonna move back to Texas closer to his mom and dad which is my brother and sister mom and I said If I didn't have two days at Kimos already, I probably wouldn't have thought about it But I'm gonna be in Vegas like indefinitely and yeah, you know, I always want to eat or sleep at the hotel, you know, so The beauty of it is you know, we did an open house He just straight to me and you know, I dropped the price a little bit for Aunty and he's leaving all the furniture Or else I'd have a house with a TV trainer folding chair, but I'm saving them from having to pack that furniture Ship it to Texas and put it in storage for God knows how long they're not to be part of it So it's like I'm buying a model home.
Will you buy furniture to add to it? I think that she'd get a sick queen chair. Well, I have one in Vegas. Do you want to see it?
Yeah? Okay, and then you sit in it and you feel glorious, right? I have one Vegas, but The furniture that he's got I like it. I don't love the cash because I don't like leather catches because in the summer He's sweating legs six and back cats.
Yeah, but I'm talking Vegas. I'll probably Swap some things out when I know what to do with the stuff. I've swapped out You know, I don't have no connections there What about a room where you press a button and the room like flips and isn't like a sex dungeon, you know I finally have the room to do that if I want to It's pretty cool. Oh, it is sick.
Yeah, I knew it such a good chair. We need those perfect Yeah, what are we doing in these? They bought that for me for my birthday I can go to my Instagram listeners at luemail at luemail and you can see look for the yellow dress And you can see that the throne was speaking about Are you the most successful older lady on only fans like did they give you an award for that or something? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know who's on it They have a offer you a special because now they have only fans TV and Whitney coming seems to be Is she she's on only fans TV? Yeah, she did a bird crasher roast and then they also did a roast of her and I believe that she is only fan only fans TV Yeah, I don't know if that's whoa, you don't have to be naked. No for the No, no, it's just a normal special.
But was it naked? Yeah, he's half naked, but that's it's very It was really good. Thank you for the but Whitney coming said when she after it She was thanking the owner of only fans saying how good it was to work with them because they let the comedian put whatever They want in the show which was like two things to me I was like wait you have a special and somebody says yes We'll do it and then they tell you that you can't do your joke. It seems weird I have also heard that once you do a special and once it airs that that material belongs to the entity Yeah, and I suppose to do it anymore.
That's not first of all, that's nope I ain't saying nothing to say that second of all though, you know people have certain jokes They like this like people have certain new records. They're like of a musical artist and you're the writer and the owner and the creator I think that after special is wise to change your set just so you don't look like a hack You know you had to do all this material before this special to tune up for it now You should feasibly write new material, you know, but you know you can be a hack anymore too. There's plenty of out there A hack that does a joke for a long time. Yes, like the same joke 20 years later Might I say that it is always my goal to crack up the crew.
It's working and I love that. Yeah, thanks ladies With the giggle squad over there. Yeah, I like it Let's see what's going on out there, you know, they're supposedly we've heard this before but they're saying again that they're gonna approve a Male contraception pill birth control that a man can take yeah, it literally makes the sperm stupid Every remembers I got the I got the my bowls cut or snipped in they do the fuse things so you can't make babies anymore I went live on Instagram for it and the nurse was like wow, yeah, really thick bowls and it was live on Instagram felt good But I have a little bit about ball You like them I could do it out. Yeah, you scared of them.
No, they just they're not connected to the central nervous system of the man What that they're hanging from what do you mean? You can't control them like we do like this to we do like this your ball You can't make them stop doing that. Yeah, you know, they got a mind of their own right I didn't make a discover the balls move by themselves right. So I'm probably told you no I watched it I've got balls are they that long that you can watch them?
What do you mean long? Particularly not in a way, okay, I'm not too worried about that And you would wake up oh Okay Yeah, we're big dirty broke ass dick yeah, I Respect my balls of a mind of their own well. They do you let it go. No, I don't mean it like that I just mean like you know what you know, what about them?
They're just like but low-key nipples do the same thing No, I'm to the nipple some time nipples will move by themselves. Yeah, can you make your nipple do stuff? No, and you can't make your balls in that I can make my dick this stuff. Can you make a pussy move next question?
Yes, no, no, I can flap these elephant ears whenever I want to I can play whoo good tag, baby. Okay. Hey on your computer. Yeah.
Yeah, let's see what else is going on. Are there any people on there? No, I'm not talking to anybody. Why don't you guys talk to the people we can tell the people do you want to talk to people?
Yeah? I'll let everybody listen to this thing. It's a fair question many more people of course listen when it goes up on the internet But yeah, there are some people joining us live right now. Okay, you should go to your chat room Let's see and see if anybody has anything to want to ask you now ask me now Excited when Elle is on the show today love her stand up my mom and I are a big fan So I made sure to watch live today.
I love her confidence. Sorry. She roasted you smart and then laughing with tears Don't take it personally. That's just right.
That's right. Whoever wrote that god bless you. You should know your auntie. Thank you That's and you must have seen this going out touring America certain parts of America run from the east coast You make you only make fun of people that you like I don't make I mean this is what I don't do it on stage Yeah, I don't like those people and I just unstated unless you're loud and drunken up Not sure to please be quiet maybe twice because you're disturbing the people around you It's not me I could call you bunch of motherfuckers get you done at the club is nothing But you're disturbing the people around you so if that happens then I will will roast you and still get you kicked out the club It's fair, but I'm just you know feeling I'm just fooling with you guys right now.
Do you ever use I think you're flirting? Well, you know something sort of travel travel is bakurish about him. Yeah, and he makes Courtney so happy I'm like well, what's the deal? I don't make anybody happy.
Well, you guys are you yeah, but they don't have you about it Well, I know my money. Yeah, you use oil on yourself. So you're all shimmery and Luby What is the real subject of this show today anyway because we find you getting into my personal shit what I do I just thought maybe you get Luby on only fans just trying to sell your only fans really I guess what do you want me to sit here and tell all the little secrets and so the people you know I went to far my back Yeah, they're my page and find out anything they want to know there you go and I'll talk to you don't you talk to everybody I talk to them I talked to them. I write I write them I send them things I don't video chat with them And I only talk they only hear my voice if they send a certain amount of money and picture the deck Then I do a decorating which I think is stupid is yeah I've seen the things where there are three different colors I don't know why anybody would take a photo of that and send it to anybody like do it in the shade or something because it's like It's like that that ice cream Yeah, they got any a politics dick you ever seen that I don't like to mix much chocolate much stronger.
Yeah, I mean either It's weird feel bad for them. Do you hear different stuff from people on only fans? Then you hear like Instagram DMS or They're much more they're much more dirty or stuff that they would be allowed to say on this Yeah, do you feel like did you learn anything about men? Yeah, you guys Yeah, you guys are Very powerful demented Really like love takes away way backseat to sex and fetishes fetishes fetishes anything you heard it on my feeder on there No, like I'm only fans like what's what's the what are the demented fetishes that?
Oh, well, I only have one demented fetish You know you're always gonna get somebody want you to poop in their mouth or something like that. I saved the request on my phone For the FBI I'm the victim the person that understands who you are It's a fan that I know her name's Porsche and her mom They just got out of chemo her mom's got cancer and she would love to hear a happy birthday from her Well, what's your mama name? Do we know no, okay? Does mama?
Yeah, hey, mom. I have a birthday sis I'll have you know, I had a sister and a brother with cancer at the same time My brother had bladder cancer went through his Radiation and everything has a colostomy back now But it's doing very well and my sister had breast cancer was willing to get a mastectomy did not have to she's doing better But she needs to gain some weight so you're not alone in the fight hashtag fuck cancer. Happy birthday to you mama. Well said well Yeah professional you really know how to do it all don't you yes, it must be cool to know it too It is I've been humble for a long long time.
I'm not trying to be cocky now Cocky is not a trait that I admire it makes me really just disgusted with people being cocky But I'm confident and I'm confident enough to say it now and after all this time in the game people know that I can back up Every single word I say I'll be at the Pasadena high school coming up soon Yeah, I don't know the day you have a you have a you have a what's your email for two dates? No, my website is haloonail.com H-e-y-l-u-e-n-e-l-l Dot com haloonail.com you can see I don't put up my turn days for the year But we put them up a month. All right, so just keep going there to see if she comes to your town. Yeah, yeah that easy Yeah, let's see what else is going on a teen farted out her uterus You can do that queefing waiting a little bit more than a quick.
I think it's got a queef if a uterus comes out Oh, find it out find it out her uterus. Yes. It came out of her rectum Yeah, wait, or she you're uterus find it and it fell out of her vagina. That is exactly where the clis?
Yeah Yeah, she did a tic talk about it She said a tic-tac peep teens do take talks about everything nowadays things that we would have tried to see Oh, this is the greatest thing that ever happened. I'm gonna get a tic-tac ever ever I want to see it. Yeah, can we show it? Yeah, yeah, I think that's okay her This is the lucky lady She's young she's teen so I was 17 and I've heard it really loud and It suddenly felt like I laid an egg like I was sitting on a tennis ball in my bed Like I was lying on top of one and I couldn't get comfortable and I'm walking around it feels like Something's like I was like did I like shit myself like something's out of like something's just out And I can't figure out what it is and I can go to the bathroom and I look and I'm like do I have a piece?
Turns out my uterus fell out which doesn't usually happen until you're in your mid-70s when your pelvic floor just give it out turns out when you Thought I thought wait what is your public floor and it does I'll see no no thank you. Yeah, it actually gets worse as it goes Oh, well, she's clearly been screwing black man That's why our uterus fell out. She attributed it to consistently pooping too hard. Yeah, that's what they all say Oh When you don't want to lose your inheritance and you don't want daddy to know We're gonna fucking Jamal from the gym.
Right. Just take a poop hard. I get it says Hopefully she bounces back It's a jade eggs or something. So what now she's empty It seems dry in there you can holler it over try to know hello If the cups come and you committed a crime you could hide in there Yeah, well, I'm sure they put it back maybe yeah, I hope so But they don't put it back as a history.
Yes, and they never put it back in the way that it right It's gonna be a little different and it's also gonna be potentially loose for life That's what I say is wrong with my belly. I had a C-section I think yeah, yeah, you're inside So intricately woven inside your body Yeah, but then when you have a baby they pull all that shit out and then when it comes time to put it in They don't intricately put it back in the shoving in there and I got belly wait your guts came out of your guts with the baby You have to remove the guts to get to Dude, I hear you know more than I do I mean you have to pull out the placenta and all that you got sir. Oh, you got a move. Oh, yeah that thing did come in I saw one live one came out of the John I was like hey man, you know what your baby Goody popcorn and then I was like whoa that happens yeah, it's heavy I've heard ladies say that because some women think that a C-section is oh out of the vaginal bird sound so Complicated painful all that stuff.
I'll just do a C-section I heard a C-section can be more can't just decide to do one. Oh really? They won't just give you one just cuz you want one. Oh, man.
You got to go through it. You're a celebrity, but I know what I Was in shock even find it out of pregnant in the first place well alone having to have a baby So, you know my baby's heart rate was going down I mean we were about to collapse so they did what they call a crash these sections and do it and I thank them for that because my vagina still Ties a drum. That's nice to know like a teen like a 16 year old That's great to know There's you know check my only fans will be male official you can see for you. Oh, you can verify My vagina right now, it's a summer's day ready to go Thanks for being on the show.
It's an honor to have somebody so legendary be here No, we appreciate it you guys start this doing well now no we had a radio show for 20 years it's serious exam Oh damn it's like really big and then the Then I started podcast you should know me, but I told so I have a studio and Sherman out So I'm gonna tour yeah like this, but we don't have the no we got the mics We got it because we used to do a podcast during running. Yeah, then I went on to an eye to stop It's called hey, we nailed is it like 67 episodes or something on the yeah, you still get it thing you can still get it on the old items And so yeah, this is you know These are great because the censorship is as bad and people want to have freedom I mean I know I do like my friend Sherry Shepherd She does the day-time Sherry Shepherd show now as well You can have daytime because I don't want to learn how to make Christmas brief out of toilet tissue Well, those are tastes you know the latest jello flavor I want to be the next like one late night though. Yeah, I do want to do late night It's because it's such a you know, why guy why guy why guy game and he's a little flavor these little spice I've been doing this all my life. There's Stuff on my Instagram now that shows me doing this 30 years ago.
Maybe you've reached out to anybody to try and get that Yeah, we got something, you know, we got a couple bites. Yeah I feel like everything will fall in place after my Netflix special After I slay the world and look amazing and bring fun back into these specials because they've been a little preach Make a merry America fun again make America fun again look out Stephen Colbert look out Stephen Thanks for being on the show guys. Thanks for having you. I'll you listen is out there and viewers and stuff more shows every week Patreon comm slash else mate.
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