NOT OUR FAULT WE’RE TAUGHT GARBAGE BUT OUR FAULT IF WE DON'T UNLEARN IT, TASTE UR LUBE & FLERKING

In this episode, we rub all sorts of things on our bodies. We start with reviewing The Butters Lube, two luxurious blends of oil-based lube. Then Southern Butter massage oil and Seagrape massage oil. Archie reviews long-distance sex toys by We-Vibe that utilize phone apps for far-away fun. We answer a listener's question about cis-centric language when it comes to sex + relationships when you're not dating cis folks. It's not our fault that we were taught all this garbage, but it is our fault if we don't work on unlearning it.