Not the Best of the EZSP 3/3/25

Back with a fresh show Wednesday, March 5thSegments include:*The voice of common sense and reason, Joe Spaulding joins me to discuss the Matthew Maddock shit show.*TikTok of lady reading for "The Trump Bible."*City of Detroit hires falcons and hawks to drive away shitting birds ahead of the NFL draft.*EZ's brother, World Book Jim has lost a ton of weight.*Former Detroit Lions dipshit, Cam Sutton, turns himself in.*Crazy person burns trailer full of bibles in front of controversial Tennessee church.*Megan is excited for "The Jinx 2." I got her on the phone to talk about The Jinx...and she didn't know anything about it, lol.*I tried the weight loss fad, "OatZempic."*AAA says these "are things you should "do / not do" when driving during the eclipse.*Asshole couple and other cruise line passengers think they don't have to follow simple rules.*EZ's struggles to start on time.*EZ breaks down a typical busy day.*EZ got tons of shit for his Costco folding table.*A surgeon makes a statement about how to assess if a dude has a big crank.*EZ went off on a tangent about all of the black penises he's seen.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy