Not the Best of the EZSP 4/16/25

EZ taking a day off to recover from illness.These segments are lifted from EZ's Patreon, and include:*So, right when I started this show, all the stories I was going to discuss went "kaput." So, I had to improvise.*First, I delved into the latest BFNN article that paints me as a lunatic again, lol.*Kenney checks in to plead with me for something.*Lizzo isn't quitting music.*A discussion about when it's ok to make fun of someone's appearance.*A Facebook fight on the EZSP Fan Page.*EZ finally gets to the Rangers/ Devils hockey fight.*The time Brett Gallant told EZ he isn't fighting anymore...*Elizabeth Hurley addresses the rumors that she took Prince Harry's virginity.*Asshole gets beat up at Disney World for making fun of a kid with Downs Syndrome.*Why would schools opt to send kids home during the eclipse?*Blind people are annoying as fuck.*Sad story of 7 year-old selling lemonade to pay for mother's tombstone. Grandmother seems like a former Zaniac*Hot chick can't get enough kid penis.*Gene Simmons makes up some dumb story about how selling the rights to Kiss for $300 million isn't about money.*Dog that looks like "Baxter" from Anchorman is found 2000 miles from home, 8 months later.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy