Notes, from the Upper West Side. A novel by Dan Wrench. Chapter 30 A Public Service Announcement I'm pretty sure Big Buck Belinda was biting Parp's pipe on the sly. Not that Parp ever admitted it, but I know the puss.
If Parp is talking to a chick and laughing with her it means he's getting mouth. At least mouth. The guy's a misogynist. There, it's been said, feel free to kick his ass, ladies.
And he's crafty. See, when I made that run at Belinda that I described in the last chapter, when I did that, I was running at her straight on. I wasn't holding anything over her head. I wasn't intimidating her.
I wasn't her boss asking for a favor. And she shot me down straight on. But see, Parp doesn't have that kind of honesty. Here's what he does.
Let's say you're a hot young chick. What he does is he hires you to work on one of his crummy little films. You don't know any better. So you get all grateful and think it's rock and roll when he tells you he really, really needs to put his cock in your face.
But it isn't rock and roll. It's pathetic and predatory. Let's ask your boyfriend. So ladies, watch out for the parks.
You don't have to blow them. You don't. Notes from the Upper West Side is a work of fiction. The people depicted in this work do not exist.
Notes from the Upper West Side. Copyright 2013 to 2016. By Dan Wrench.