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EPISODE · Jul 26, 2016

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Five, "A Short Walk to Cynthia's"

from Notes from the Upper West Side · host Dan Roentsch

On the way to her apartment, Cynthia tells Paul an adventure she had growing up. (Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/35)

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Notes from the Upper West Side. A novel by Dan Wrench. Chapter 35 A Short Walk to Synthias So we're walking up the blocks of her apartment. She just turned around while we were talking and I followed her and while I was following her she told me everything about herself.

And it was a short walk. She just talked fast and never lost sight of the subject which was her bio. Neighborhood girl moves to Manhattan from the Bronx to be a singer slash actor slash dancer and to get as far away as possible from Poppy who slaps her face and was afraid she'll spend every night in the city getting her ass pounded. And she loves getting her ass pounded.

Yeah you see like my mother? She got married way too young so my father the only dick she ever tasted and so later she want to taste other dick. And so she and my father split up and know what I'm saying. So while I grow up my mother had these boyfriends and when I was like 15 this one particular one day he come over with my mother not there after school and he's telling me how pretty I am and now he let me so much and he can't even call me and not tell nobody and I'm like okay but if my father find out he's gonna kill you and her mom.

He smile and soon he started asking me can he fuck me in my butt. And I'm like what. Cause like then I've never been fucking the butt before and I'm like ow I don't need no dick in my butt. So he leave and I don't say nothing about it but he patted sniffing around after school and nobody there asking can you fuck me in my butt.

So when I move to the city I hear about a week and I got a roommate oh my roommate the best my roommate anyway. I live in there for all month and I'm home he come over and my roommate won't let him in so he's standing on the stupid knee and he tell me my mother broke up with him and can he please come in and fuck me in my butt. See Ramon? When he get naked he's got a fat and he have this teeny little dick but my roommate like him so I gave him to her and they just fucking fucking for days now they live in the gathering and rivet day.

She paused like it was the end of the story. Wow I said way to go Ramon. She laughed. Yeah and when she moved in with him he gave me this present in a shoe box and you know what it was?

Were there holes in the lid? Was it a kitten? She laughed at cackling and said you cracked me up well no or no kitten it was butt plugs. She laughed and laughed.

For butt plugs for training your butt see this thing one and a wide one and two that are in between you start on the thin one and work your way up to the wide one and then you're ready to butt fuck. And so did you use them? Yeah. She kind of nuzzles her shoulder against my arm as we walk.

So that whole story about Ramon and her mother and her roommate was just her way of letting me know she had a spreadable ass. Kind of sweet when you think about it. Notes from the Upper West Side is a work of fiction. The people depicted in this work do not exist.

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