Nothin' but stories, a durable format

After a year of tinkering I think I've finally settled on a format that works: Me telling my stories.  First of all, do I have stories? Well, I won two Golden Quill awards when I worked for newspapers, then I quit that to do as many as 4 stories a week for 10 years at National Enquirer. This was followed by stories for Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Esquire, GQ, People, Details, Cooking Light -- the list goes on and on. Do I have stories? C'mon! Please Share, Rate & Review ... and kick Hump Day's butt!