[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast - Part 1: The Adventure Begins...If We Ever Leave the Inn

To celebrate another anniversary of The END DAY—the apocalypse of October 1, 1997, which I'm sure we all remember—GameCola staff members Alex "Zebu" Jedraszczak, Christian "Tornel" Porter, Vangie "Asina" Ridgaway, and Mike "Kensu" Ridgaway have taken on the personas of the four wise men (or "wise persons") of Crystalis for this, the first and longest installment of a D&D campaign that we swear was only supposed to run for one or two sessions. In this part, you'll hear... - A superb editing job by Alex "Zebu" "Jeddy," who makes me sound like I know many more words than "like" and "um." - Six minutes of uninterrupted exposition that will cause you to fall irrevocably in love with my voice. Or writhe in pain. - Deliberations over such crucial decisions as whether or not to order dessert. - SHOPPING! Which always takes forever. - An amazing impression of a drunk person that goes completely unappreciated by the group, probably because it starts sounding like that guy from Kung Pow around the 35-minute mark. - Putting out a fire...with a sword. - A battle with a dragonsnake and a turtlepod, whatever the heck those are. - The first signs that Kensu is going to have way too much fun with that polymorph spell. ...and much, much more! But you've probably already skipped ahead and are listening to the podcast right now.