[NSFW] Final Fantasy RPGcast - Part 1: The Best Heroes Breakfast Can Buy

Following in the podsteps of the Maid RPGcast and Crystalis D&Dcast before it, I humbly present to you the Final Fantasy RPGcast, GameCola's third foray into the realm of podcasted videogame-themed tabletop role-playing games. The story and game mechanics of the original NES Final Fantasy were adapted by Nathaniel "Guy Who's Writing This Post" Hoover to create an adventure so authentic that you'll swear we really are playing the original NES Final Fantasy, up until the part where the players open their mouths and turn it into a quest for pancakes. Starring in this edition are Michael "PANC the Fighter" Ridgaway, Michael "ALPH the Red Mage" Gray, Joseph "JOEV the White Mage" Martin, and Anna "LITA the Black Mage" Bryniarski. Here's a small sampling of what to expect in this first installment of their hungry, hungry heroics: - Bruce - The realization that the towns and castles of Final Fantasy are pretty terrible when you think about them too hard - Shopping! I swear this is more interesting than it sounds. - The players ignore the main quest to fabricate a subplot about treasury thieves, which the GM just kinda goes along with - A quick lesson in Conerian economics, where indiscriminate murder is the lifeblood of the economy - Discussions of defacing corpses for charity - We are horrible people The adventure begins here!