[NSFW] Hacks'n'Slash #13: Tales of Tikitaki

In this month's installment of "Hacks'n'Slash," we explore a beyond-ridiculous Animal Crossing farce, Tales of Tikitaki. Although it is a short fanfiction, containing a measly two chapters, it definitely packs a comedic punch. Join Shannon Hoover, Nathaniel Hoover, Anna Bryniarski, Joseph Martin, Diana Gray, and James Pelster as we face such scintillating adventures as: - An increasingly fed-up girl - A klutzy former president - 20 gallons of coffee - Capitalism - Too much pink - Pie - Property destruction - THE EVIL CABBAGE MAN!!!! - Punctuation without spaces * rated NSFW due to mild pole dancing * ** the opinions and word choices of the author do not reflect those of GameCola or its staff **