NUMN Edition - #83 Penis Rice

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News! This week we cover: It's Not Personal It's Just Business - Goverment mafiosis tell Florida man "pay back loan you never borrowed or else": https://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-ordered-pay-back-112800313.html Spooky amount of phantom companies with phantom jobs means no ghost of a chance that the US avoided recession: https://www.theepochtimes.com/opinion/phantom-jobs-revealed-at-818000-post-5711643 https://mailchi.mp/tomwoods/revision Shlong Grained Rice? Man picks up peculiar penis problem after grain-based dinner with "vigorous sex" to follow: https://nypost.com/2024/08/29/lifestyle/husband-suffers-bizarre-penis-infection-after-dinner-vigorous-sex/ The Greatest Jailer the World Has Ever Seen - Trump threatens to lock up Zuck for mucking about with elections: https://archive.ph/SO7fi#selection-1811.2-1811.195 ... and a bonus video on Trump the Time Traveller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6-jz8srZo Unknowns featured this week: Keel, Ashley, Justin and Terry Connect with the unknowns: Linktree - unionoftheunknowns.com Twitter - @UnionUnknowns; Email - [email protected]; Phone - 404-482-3130 Check us out on Rokfin: https://rokfin.com/unionoftheunknowns Sign up for our Unknowns (not fake) Newsletter: https://share.hsforms.com/1UBuBefzERb-TQxqe88n1Ywdzzgp Become a supporter of The Unknowns! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/unionoftheunknowns/support