Nursery rhymes - 1

Send me a text message. Suggestions? Subjects for future podcasts? Let me know--thanks!A wise old owl lived in an oakThe more he saw the less he spokeThe less he spoke the more he heard.Why can’t we all be like that wise old bird?Georgie Porgie, Puddin’ and Pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry,When the boys came out to playGeorgie Porgie ran away.Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.So she phoned for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.The doctor came with his bag and his hat,And knocked at the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.He looked at the dolly and shook his head,And said “Miss Polly put her straight to bed."He wrote a paper for a pill, pill, pill.I’ll be back in the morning with the bill, bill, bill.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?For want of a nail the shoe was lost.  [want of = lack of]For want of a shoe the horse was lost.For want of a horse the rider was lost.For want of a rider the message was lost.For want of a message the battle was lost.For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.Solomon Grundy,Born on a Monday,Christened on Tuesday,Married on Wednesday,Took ill on Thursday,Grew worse on Friday,Died on Saturday,Buried on Sunday.That was the end,Of Solomon Grundy.There was an old lady who swallowed a flyI don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd to swallow a bird!She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a cat; Fancy that! She swallowed a cat!She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady that swallowed a dog; What a hog, to swallow a dog!She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a goat; She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a cow; I don’t know how she swallowed a cow!She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spiderThat wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die.There was an old lady who swallowed a horse.She's dead of course!Intro & Outro Music: La Pompe Du Trompe by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com Support the showEmail me:  [email protected] can now support my podcasts and classes:Keep the podcasts coming! Thank you!