“Nuthin’ but a Houn’ Dog” by Earbender (part 1 of 2) (18+)

[18+] When teasing incognito alien tourists, never joke that you’re actually a tranmogrified dog.  Some jokes don’t translate well.Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Nuthin’ but a Houn’ Dog” by Earbender, who also calls himself Michael Bergey.  Earbender’s stories and webcomic “Ship’s Fox” are available on Furaffinity and Sofurry.  His magical trickster novel “New Coyote 2.0” is available for purchase on Amazon.com.Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.