OBDM1312 - The Moon and Dark Fleets | REGRET leaving California? | Strange News

00:00:00 – Where's Joe? & Show Kick-off Mike explains co-host Joe's long absence, muses on how the podcast is a "labor of love," thanks Cratchit for sticking around, and rolls into the weekly "Alex Jones Clips of the Week." 00:10:00 – Epstein-Trump Rumors & AJ Clips The crew riffs on speculation that newly-circulated Epstein files focus on Donald Trump, then plays bonkers Alex Jones soundbites and prank-call chaos that careens from grinder jokes to tooth-fairy shout-outs. 00:20:00 – Lunar Anomalies & Elon Musk Doubts After a clip of Musk saying a single Moon mission would need nine Starship launches, the hosts showcase recent telescope videos of shadowy discs and glowing orbs zipping across the lunar surface. 00:30:00 – The Moon's Impossible Math They list the eerie "coincidences" – perfect solar-eclipse fit, hollow-bell quakes and a thicker far side crust – crunching the odds of a natural Moon at "one in two million." 00:40:00 – Masons, Parsons & Occult NASA Buzz Aldrin's secret masonic communion, Apollo patch symbolism and Jack Parsons' Babylon-working "air dagger" ritual paint NASA history in decidedly esoteric hues. 00:50:00 – Dark Fleet, Solar Warden & Corporate Space From Nazi reptilian alliances to a U.S. Navy–led "good-guy" armada and board-room star-ships, the hosts dive into competing secret-space-program legends and soul-transfer tech. 01:00:00 – "Austin Regret" Comedy Rant Quoting Tim Dillon, they lampoon Austin as "three heroin addicts with guitars," sparking jokes about hype, homelessness and sewage-colored lakes in the Texas capital. 01:10:00 – Back to California & 'Demons' Influencer Blair White explains fleeing Austin for L.A., calling the Golden State "run by demons" yet still the world's most beautiful place – cue riffs on "demon sperm" headlines. 01:20:00 – Farewell to Ozzy Osbourne The crew salutes the metal icon, who died weeks after a triumphant final show, crediting him with spawning stoner-doom and remaining pop-culture royalty for 45 years. 01:30:00 – How to Buy the Moon for $25 Enter Dennis Hope, self-declared "galactic government" president, who claims to have sold 611 million lunar acres (plus Mars and Venus plots) since 1980. 01:40:00 – ChatGPT Ends a Marriage A Greek woman files for divorce after the chatbot "reads" coffee-ground photos, accuses her husband of an affair and convinces her it saw a home-wrecking woman whose name starts with "E." 01:50:00 – Microsoft's Bio-Slurry Gambit Jokes fly as Microsoft pledges to pump human-and-farm waste 5,000 feet underground for carbon credits – prompting plans to store the stench on Mike's newly purchased Moon lot. 02:00:00 – Bio-Slurry Sign-Off & Teasers Mike wraps with "shooting poo to the Moon," plugs Saturday's show, the long-promised Missing 411: The Musical and Cretched bids listeners to "keep watching the skies."   Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Phone: 614-388-9109 ► Skype: ourbigdumbmouth ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2