OBITCH chaos in toyland...

Hello Geoffs! This week Spencer was in the Holiday spirit, breaking down some toys you should absolutely never have under the tree or there might just be some deadly consequences. But first, Madison is giving us the gift of patents for some pretty macabre inventions. We’ve got an obituary for the worst Christmas ever, and one that left us with some questions. We’ve also, of course, got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls! Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuaryCome see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.comJoin our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterFollow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTokCheck out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening!Write to us: [email protected] Henry & Madison ReyesPO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcastSources:https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-stabs-boyfriend-in-eye-for-looking-at-other-women-police-4616327https://www.mayoclinic.org/medical-professionals/pediatrics/news/when-its-kids-vs-trampolines-kids-often-lose/mac-20431484https://www.al.com/entertainment/2015/12/dangerous_toys.htmlhttps://www.newspapers.com/image/292255319/?terms=%22gilbert%20u-238%22&match=1https://www.newspapers.com/image/337195192/?terms=%22lawn%20darts%20death%22&match=1https://www.cbsnews.com/news/e-scooter-hoverboard-fires-deaths-injuries-feds/https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/3104447https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/2892241https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5256068https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6299229https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroligneous_acidhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5895625https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6550114https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20050051065https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6526779https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5353609https://www.newspapers.com/image/804500195/?terms=%223ft%20fall%22&match=1https://www.instagram.com/p/C0agJRyLa92/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.