Ocean Hamsters, Time Cubes, and Crimes of Absolute Idiocy

What do you get when a man tries to run across the Atlantic Ocean in a floating hamster wheel?  In this episode, John and Angela kick things off with one of Florida’s finest maritime meltdowns — a man attempting to “jog” to London across the sea in a duct-taped hamster wheel. Then we head straight into Time Cube madness, where one man’s war on science birthed the most chaotic conspiracy website in internet history. Over in the Reddit Rabbit Hole, we explore The Backrooms — an endless, fluorescent-lit horror dimension where geometry, monsters, and your last shred of sanity go to die. Dipshit Diaries returns with three new criminal masterminds: One used a clear plastic bag as a disguise, One posted selfies with stolen bank money, And one left a pizza box with his name and address at the crime scene. Then, in Weird Shit, we bring you: 🦍 The Nandi Bear, Kenya’s cryptid hyena-beast ☠️ The posthumous execution of Oliver Cromwell 🧟‍♂️ The Six Million Dollar Man wax corpse discovery 🍖 Issei Sagawa, the cannibal who became a celebrity 🍝 A viral TikTok cold-water pasta war that nearly broke the internet It’s dumb. It’s bizarre. It’s educational in all the wrong ways. Join us as we keep the dialogue weird. 💬 Stay connected: 🌐 darkdialogue.com ☕ patreon.com/darkdialogue 🕵️ Apply to join the Dark Dialogue Collective 🎙️ Adopt-a-Victim and help solve cold cases ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★