Oct. 1, 2013: Dick Delay and the Mystery of the Vanishing Date

The Guy Friends were supposed to discuss how to gracefully cut a guy off after a date, but inevitably get bogged down in an ancient, already-answered question: is it better to send a break-off text, or send no text at all? Armed with updated points of view, the Guy Friends drunk text this question out of nowhere, at 2:27 AM, after 19 months of complete silence, are they kidding me right now?! And a listener has been fooling around pretty consistently with a dude, yet he seems reluctant to dive into “P-in-V sex” (Note: “P” stands for “penis, and “V” stands for “vagina”). Why would he be hesitant in spite of her lustful encouragements? What could be the reason for his “Congressional staff” getting furloughed? [Guys, we need to talk. I can’t work like this -- Ed.] Tiempo Remixes - Barry White - my first my last my everything (freestyleartistmanagement) CC BY 3.0