EPISODE · Feb 21, 2017 · 4 MIN
"Offshore Conniving Man" - Parody "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" by Internet Hate Machine
from Charles Semich @ComedyStuffPod
"Offshore CONniving Man" lyrics: He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Well, he's got him a louse like Churchill He plays the country’s efforts disapprove at free will He's a billionaire's friend he's a tall white Pepe But he sure is no different from the landlords we pay He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Well, he don't like the young folk's lotto He told me we might get like Kosovo He's got him a sickle he won as a whore It’s paid five million pounds and it’s largely ignored He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Seems hung like a toddler to me He’s the only DT you can’t cure w/ Whiskey I was in the transition in a GOP control brand And why he don't like me I can't understand He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down He'll be lucky if he's not in town This one's for you, Donald
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"Offshore CONniving Man" lyrics: He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Well, he's got him a louse like Churchill He plays the country’s efforts disapprove at free will He's a billionaire's friend he's a tall white Pepe But he sure is no different from the landlords we pay He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Well, he don't like the young folk's lotto He told me we might get like Kosovo He's got him a sickle he won as a whore It’s paid five million pounds and it’s largely ignored He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down Seems hung like a toddler to me He’s the only DT you can’t cure w/ Whiskey I was in the transition in a GOP control brand And why he don't like me I can't understand He's an offshore conniving man He's endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Big brother on Holy Ground We’ll be lucky if Pence takes him down He'll be lucky if he's not in town This one's for you, Donald
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"Offshore Conniving Man" - Parody "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" by Internet Hate Machine
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