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Jul 3, 2026 2 min

oh no! my dad died ☹

from Leon Vegas Hosted by kid c.

prod. guillotine Man, all I know is wake up, do it Go to sleep, do it Get up, do it Even when you sleep, do it If not, you get dumped I pull 'up to the spot and I'm rocking Temu drip (yeah) I don't care, won't get embarrassed if you ask me for a pic (go ahead) Call me Beau, I was afraid ‘cause my dad was such a dick (he was) About a month ago, they found him dead, not counting gang violence (bang) Oh my god, I can't believe it, glad that motherfucker croaked (yeah) Spent my whole life wishing, praying that his nasty ass'd go (yeah) Haven't heard a thing about him since he got arrested, whoa (no) All of our beef was never frozen but I’m glad I let him go (yeah) Ayo, fuck Phil Lord, hope that motherfucker gets- (bang) They’d award me if I told ‘em ‘bout your grandfather (woo) Bitch who blocked me, you can’t stop me, I’m no animator (no) Call Irene up, bet I’ll change her, Project Hail Elle, uh (yeah, yeah) I’ll have her jumping streets, yeah, to me, that’s the plan, yuh (uh) Maybe I’ll take Chris as well, I don’t think he’s as bad, nah (he's cool) You can miss me with the shit you’re bringing, I’m no fan, nuh (nope!) Don’t have anything to say here, I’m back, yuh Shit’d have you bricked up (LEGO Movie!) I can’t lie, it’s funny how you’re famous when your shit sucks (yes, it does) I’m cracking up cause Strays some stinky shit right from your anus (poop!) Need to wash it out, I swear, that shit’s probably contagious, uh (yeah) Tried to work for Disney but they dropped you, people know (uh) You rely on Chris so much, your ass can’t do that shit Solo (Ron Howard) Almost ran out of these bars, I think it’s time that I reload (pew-pew) I’m only gonna say it once, Phil, you’re a fucking asshole (fuck you) Ride that wave It's been too long, I think it's time I changed I can't believe my dad'll find his grave Phil Lord, I hope that fucker (ah) today, yeah, yeah, yeah Ride that wave (yeah, yeah, yeah) It's been too long, I think it's time I changed (yeah, yeah, yeah) I can't believe my dad'll find his grave Phil Lord, I hope that fucker (ah) today, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I have problems in my head (ah)

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